The Karate Chimp
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CQC: Chimp Quarters Combat
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croѕѕғιre 1 Mar, 2022 @ 11:46pm 
monkey ooh ooh aah aah
Ashy Slashy 27 Oct, 2021 @ 12:22am 
HAAARK!

Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in cockle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted bloody film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of Winslow, even any scantling of your soul is Winslow no more, but is now itself the sea!
The Karate Chimp 5 Dec, 2020 @ 10:41pm 
nah ya didnt
The Mandarin 5 Dec, 2020 @ 3:50am 
Why did I get notified of this
Ashy Slashy 5 Dec, 2020 @ 2:39am 
Oh? A wise guy, huh? Look, I’m tracing you right now, pal. We’ll see how smart you feel with internal security all over your fricking ass. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Yeah well, whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-assault team to your location. Have a nice day
Mr Black 5 Dec, 2020 @ 1:18am 
look at this bloody monkey. some dumb looking ass harambe looking ass. Two big toe having man, suck a phat monkey wee wee you monkey man