Recent reviews by Chris Hansen

tetris awesome

Sony is a god awful company and it's a damn shame that one of the better games out there is run by them.

Game good. Don't listen to the soyboys with bad connection.

I haven't been able to play Vr on the previous build because it was not VR ready. Since I upgraded almost a year ago this was one of the first games I went to and I had a blast. I am not one to replay games but BONEWORKS is a game I have played through 4 times already because of the various ways you can play through a single level. There are secrets that i need to have a 5th run through to experience fully. I am willing to spend a lot of money on BONELAB just because I loved BONEWORKS so much.

I never wanted to see how many teletubbies i can massacre with a machete as an anime girl until now.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cancer.
love it.

This game was all fun and dandy until they got ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ raided by law enforcement.
I knew we had to do some dirty work but keep it in the game guys.
I never will forget how i had to sit through the host of a lobby trying to shut up his crying son.
PAYDAY 2 started to embrace some jokes that the community had made but we never really told them to stop.
I also wanted my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ troll face mask you Swedish bastards.
Overall?
Yeah, game is fun but you can only commit so many national atrocities in one sitting before you want to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scream every time you hear something that is remotely close to a homeless dude ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a fax machine.
The amount of certain inconsistencies in the game that are a small detail can be overseen but when it is john wick screaming for Dragan to help his ass cause he got gunned down by some dude chanting "LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!" in a new voice really gets you thinking about the amount of effort they put into this game.
I forgot to mention the amount of collabs this game had gone through in order to keep it relevant. Some of them were a real stretch at times. But hey, it was nice of them to grant a kid's dying wish of putting a mask he made into the game.
No thanks, I will stick with my Bill Clinton mask with lipstick all over him.
memes were made. 11/10.
TL;DR yeah the game is good but i would rather go through 4 years of chemotherapy before i do overkill firestarter again.

Great way to kill anxiety. 10/10

0.1 hours i will never reclaim.

A game never really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me until this. The aspect of its execution itself left me in a horror driven awe. highly recommend it.

>Ride in Blimp
>Jump out of blimp
>bigassexplosion.png
>everyone carries on with their day.
10/10