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The Goat Fräulein

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If i relentlessly whipped your ass in TF2 (quite literally,) i humbly apologise for my rude and perverted actions.
Not actually though. Grab a

and get over it, sweetheart.

Remember what the goat doctor told you:

When your butt goes

you gotta grab a

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DRINK A NUTRITIOUS GLASS OF APPLE JUICE

I T⠀ L O O K S ⠀ L I K E⠀ D U M M K O P F F E S T

אני האנטיכריסט. קד לי

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

YOU WEAK MORTALS

סלט תפוחי אדמה.

אלוהים יכול לשמוע אותך אבל לא אכפת לו.

הטחינה של השטן.

True quotes of TF2:

I übercharge myself and a random guy in order to survive when another guy yells like Niko Bellic:
"MIEDIC, MIEDIC, WHY YOU NO OOBER ME? MIEDIC YOU STUPID FACKINGK IMBECILE"

The Goat Doctor: "Good effort in terrible circumstances."
Someone in mic: "Circumstances? — i thought you said circumcisions!"
(I'm not that kind of doctor. Take your unchopped calamari elsewhere.)

Noisy idiot: "NO PLEASE DON'T KICK ME"
"DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON"
"PLEASE"
"GOODBYE B1TCHES"
**Team proceeds to votekick some random other person**
Noisy idiot: "HAHAHAH"

Random weeb: "Did u get any a n u s ?"

The Goat Doctor: "Uuuh."
"What? You offering yours to me? "

Random weeb: "Unualls"
"The unusual exploit"
"Unusual exploit not a n u s XD"

My favourite TF2 sounds:
medic_laughlong02.mp3
taunt_surgeons_squeezebox_music.wav
ubertaunt_v03.wav
medic_specialcompleted08.mp3
scout_negativevocalization03.mp3
scout_taunt_dosi_fun_15

My personal face resource:
(Use them freely ☭)

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ass arse damn censorship

Gaben delays Half Life 3 by 90 days for each fat joke being told. That number is then multiplied by Gaben's total amount of fat folds.
The entire solar system will have deteriorated completely by the time HL3 is finished. Just ask a mathematician. This is an exact science.

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PLEASE leave a comment if you want to add me straight outta the blue, otherwise i might assume you're a scammer. D:

[Most of the information below is terribly outdated]

TF2 Status - Tier 3 and Grizzled Veteran. (See badge below

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Total TF2 playtime - 1515+ hours since December 2007. (Never idle, no comp.)
Favourite maps - Harvest, Dustbowl, Suijin, Mercenary Park, Egypt, Megalo.
Secondary priority - Aid, cap, defend.
First priority - Kill all the mötherfackers.

Location - Swedenland

Languages - Let's stick to English.
Gender - I don't care so very much about my own.
Sexuality - According to certain religious doctrines i'm going straight to Hell.🌈
Relationship status - *Giggle-giggle* ( ͡° ω ͡°)
Favourite snack - Walnuts, almonds, raisins and chocolate.
Favourite drink - Black tea.
Favourite seasonings - Turmeric, cinnamon, cayenne, black pepper, saffron.
Favourite colours - Dark saturated purples and blues, green and pink.
Addictions - Sucking on Fisherman's Friend lozenges (help me).
Interests - Gaming, photography, wasting my life on the internet, morbidity.
Age at literacy - 6.
Personality type - ISFJ

Favourite font - Milonga
Weirdest injury - One c.0,1mm spontaneous blood pooling in my left optic nerve.
Music of choice - J.S. Bach, Mikis Theodorakis, Philip Glass and not much else.
Music application - Spotify.
Computer gear - I got 16 rams and they are all very angry. 🐏

Weeboo tolerance - High.
Furry tolerance - OWO
Political views - Let's keep this out of Steam please.
Yes - Yes

Feel free to leave a comment. It might be of therapeutic value to you if i have kicked your butt.
Friend requests will be accepted if we have played or share mutual interests. I don't bite. :3c~

( ͡°⠀⠀ ᴗ⠀⠀ ͡°) hi i'm Lendy

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