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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:15am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 7:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 10:50am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:22am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 6:32am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:31am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:10pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:43pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:22am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:25am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:16am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 5:54pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 4:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:22am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 7:02am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 7:48am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:18am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:38am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 10:15am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:47am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:19am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:59am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 7:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 10:52am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 10:43am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 9:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:25am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:49am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 12:29pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 2:33pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 5:58pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 2:26pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:04am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 12:47pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:45am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:25pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:34pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:07am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:07am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:24am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:32am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 6:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 5:10pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 May, 2024 @ 10:47am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 12:51pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2024 @ 2:48pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:03am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:25pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2024 @ 2:17pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:01pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 11:56am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:49pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2024 @ 8:06am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 7:52am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:05am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2024 @ 9:53am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 10:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 11:19am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 8:53pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:39am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 1:33pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 8:34am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2024 @ 4:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:48am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 7:12am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2024 @ 9:10am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:47am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 9:46am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:49pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:54am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:30am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:08am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:06am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2024 @ 8:27am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:13pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:45pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:32am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:46pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:27pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 8:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:48pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:19am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:09pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:41pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:11am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:50am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:22am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:32am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:45am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:51am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2024 @ 6:47am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2024 @ 7:49am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 12:25pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:23am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 1:19pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 8:28pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:08pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 11:18am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:52am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:37am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:53am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 3:21pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:17pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 7:38am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:35am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:16am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 4:29pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:24pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 5:16am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 12:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2024 @ 9:25am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:06am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 6:11am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2024 @ 4:17am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:13am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:34pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 8:15am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:15am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:25am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 12:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:46pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:00am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:09am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:38am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:50am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:13am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:34am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:23am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:32pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:26pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:35pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:33pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:24pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:25pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:33pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:43pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 4:10pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:16am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:57am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:33am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:29pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:24am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:50am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:05am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:37am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:27pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:29pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:27am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:50am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:00am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:12am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:26pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:25pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Dec, 2024 @ 11:23am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2024 @ 11:55am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:06am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 8:43pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:34am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:26pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:17pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:24am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:03am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:50am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:20am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 2:33pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:46am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:38am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:56am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:50am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:06am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:25am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:21am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:46am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:55am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:28pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:47pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:23pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:19pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 7:05am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:05am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2024 @ 11:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 10:43am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 May @ 8:38am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:58am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2024 @ 11:03am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 6:29am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:46am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:12am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:50am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:26pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:23am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:51am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:01am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:50am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:29pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:31pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:22pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:42pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:32am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:09am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:24pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:19am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:26pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:24pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:12am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:06am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:21am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:39am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:40am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:34am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:39am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:40am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:40am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:27am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2024 @ 2:15am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 7:08am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2024 @ 7:11am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:30pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:57am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:41am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:27pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:23pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:32am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:54am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:31pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 11:02am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:51am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:28pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:28pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:29pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:47pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:25pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:03pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:21am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:42am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:52pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:23pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:06pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:10am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:29am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:35pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:26pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:03pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:00am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:27am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:40am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:41pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:56am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:24pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:24pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:59pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:59pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:04am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:19am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:42pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:43pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:22pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:58pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2024 @ 3:17pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:32am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 6:04pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:10am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:35am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:42am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:48am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:33pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:43pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:53pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:12pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:05am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:01pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 10:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:56am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:27pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:50am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:42pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:22pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:56am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:32pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:27am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:25pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:11am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:32am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 8:31am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 1:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:31am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:27pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:32am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:39pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:18pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:44am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:10am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:38pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:36am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:27pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:38pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:30pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:58pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:46am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 8:54pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:26pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:43pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:04pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:53pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:05am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 7:20am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:42am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:11am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:30am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:32am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:43am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:17pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:40pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:50pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:08pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:27pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:25pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:31pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:30am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:39am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:48am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:41pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:47pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:54pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:19pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:31pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:05pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:59pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:49am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 1:14pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:25pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:05am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:51am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:23pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:26pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:18am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:29am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:53pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:59am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:49am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:53am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:19am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:40pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:13am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 10:42am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:05am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:26pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:59pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:18am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:29am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 27 May, 2024 @ 4:39am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2024 @ 4:09pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 8:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:01am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:37pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:28am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:51pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:28pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:01pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 1:09pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:28pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:42pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:42am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:39pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:41pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:42pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:53pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:26pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:04pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:27pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 11:45am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 8:39am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 6:55am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 10:36am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 8:45am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:00am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:31am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 6:13am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:31pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:37pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:41pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 9:21am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 9:03am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2024 @ 2:57pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 8:57am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:09am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 12:07am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:27pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:27pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:05am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:41am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:22pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 4:58pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:25pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 1:37pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 11:21am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:42pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:39pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 8:47pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:07pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 8:59am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 1:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 5:02pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 2:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 11:26am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 8:18am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:45am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:07pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 11:05am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 2:20pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 12:22pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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