L@z@rus [BRA]
The Monster With No Name   United States
Level
96
Years of Service
550 XP
 
 
Hello





If you're a scam account trying to get my inventory by adding me through steam move along and don't come back. :steammocking:


Currently looking for players within the same skill gap and ingame hours or greater for Hunt Showdown as me.


Nerd Stuff:
I want to Duel players with these two names in Team Fortress 2

-Madara Uhicha
-Obito Uchiha

Defeating these two in mutual combat 1v1 or 2v1 will give me the excuse to take a hiatus from TF2 till then I'll never know peace.

Hell Let Loose Army Rank/Title: Lieutenant Colonel Lazarus

Favorite Historical Figure/Hero/Patriot: Napoleon Bonaparte (the man who spat in Europe's face.)

Casual Game Blacklist (Games that bore me, will refuse to play and are made for Gen Z Zoomer Trash):
Dead By Daylight
Both Destiny Games
Both Overwatch games (Oh wait they're already dead lol)
Valorant
Apex
Fortnite (The Chernobyl of cringe)
(Will Update the list as needed)

Why I am named L@z@rus: I was put against 4 tiger tanks in the early development days of Hell Let Loose. My teammates carefully hid Explosive ammo boxes for me to replenish my Satchel Charges, so one by one like a man coming back from the dead I fooled each one of the German Tiger 1s. In the end they all fell and this legendary fight on said server earned me this name and rank as Major.
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Somalian War Chimps
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Mannifest Destiny
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Hunt: Showdown
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MAGNA VERITAS
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Comments
L@z@rus [BRA] 8 hours ago 
Remember Aussie Boy my country's elite forces are the ones stationed in Taiwan training those brave souls to defend if the CCP's PLA attacks well you all sit on that Desert Island in the south who lost a war to oversized birds. We're your big brother know your place little bro.
L@z@rus [BRA] 8 hours ago 
Another Australian with a 0,77 KDA in Hunt Showdown crying that I out smarted him and his team forcing them to take the small bounty. If you can't win a fight against a American Solo Crocodile Dundee then get out of the Bayou. You Australians lost your balls when you gave up your guns to the government and let them further erode your rights during the pandemic by letting them arrest you for saying Mwean Thwings Own Scwocial Mwedia. Oh yeah lastly non of your Granpas won a bar fight against my 16 year Old Red blooded American Grandpa well he was stationed in Perth before he went Island jumping to tear down the empire of Japan. Who knows though maybe you're a descendant of one of his bastards over there. Thanks for the kills and don't hate the player Aussie boy hate the game. :huntbounty: :huntcrosses: :hunted:
BarbwireRibcage 9 hours ago 
Why are you here, man, you're so old! Where's your wife? Go home to your family, dude.
L@z@rus [BRA] 15 Feb @ 9:45pm 
Deal with it.
Fentbob Ketaminepants 12 Feb @ 4:37pm 
- rep said canadian hunt showdown dlc is bad (im canadian)
L@z@rus [BRA] 31 Jan @ 7:47pm 
Nice Try Bot.