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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:38am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:45am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:13pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:37pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:48pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:54pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:23pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:04pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:06am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:59am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:49am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 12:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:41am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:43am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:54am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:02pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:35pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:56am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:21pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:05pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 11:22am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:58pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:56pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 10:01pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:17pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:37pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 12:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 3:59pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:34pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 10:34am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:58pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:52pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:02pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:13pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:27am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:30pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 4:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:53pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:56am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:50am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 6:42pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 11:31am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jan @ 2:44pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:24pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:22pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2024 @ 11:40am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:18pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:49pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:55am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:18am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 9:41pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:05pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 11:11pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:55pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:30pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:44am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:58am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:45pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:59pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:44am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 May, 2022 @ 8:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:58am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:26pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 4:01pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 11:56am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:05pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 8:24am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:40pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 8:18pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 5:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:22pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:26am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2022 @ 9:54pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:34pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:40pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:36pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 12:57pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2023 @ 9:59am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 11:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2023 @ 5:55pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 7:22pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 6:55am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:55pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2023 @ 4:10pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 3:07pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 8:59pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:50pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:51pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 3:06pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 9:47pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2023 @ 1:04pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:09am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 4 May, 2023 @ 8:58am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:51pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 7:28pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:32pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2023 @ 8:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:53am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 12:51pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:21pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:54pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:42am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:52pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 6:50pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 7:02pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 May, 2023 @ 8:43pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 4:02pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 2:26pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 3:46pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:16am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:43am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 8:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 11:00pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Mar, 2023 @ 5:39pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2023 @ 10:59am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 11:36am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 May, 2023 @ 10:10pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 8:57pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 6:26pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:40am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 10:08pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 6:52pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:33am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:29pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:49am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:32pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:29pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:15pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 7:37am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:03pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 1:21pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:01pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:13pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:03pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:17am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:08am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 10:41am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:20pm

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 5:33pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 7:03pm

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:30pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:26pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 11:01pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 9:57pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:17am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 10:35am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:06pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:15pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2022 @ 10:37pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 10:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:40am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2023 @ 7:57pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2023 @ 10:27am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 10:40am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2023 @ 4:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Apr, 2023 @ 11:26am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:38am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 2 May, 2023 @ 12:37pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 11:13am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2024 @ 10:44pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:40am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:35pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:14pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:48pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 May, 2023 @ 10:06am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 9:39am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 7:13pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2024 @ 1:24pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 4:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:12am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:56am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 4:20pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 3:37pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 3:23pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2023 @ 9:25pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:53am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:35am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:31am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 9:22pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 4:33pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Feb @ 9:53am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:03pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 1:12pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 9:28am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Feb @ 6:07pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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