friendly mate

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

You wouldn't steal a purse, you wouldn't steal a TV, and you wouldn't rob a bank! Pirating hentai is illegal!

Put this on 5 of your fellow pirates' profiles to spread the awareness, or the C.I.A will take away your waifus!

Im sorry it had to be done. :(

UwU

I stick my middle finger in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 3 times per day (8AM, 12PM, 7PM) and smell it. Additionally, I purposely don't shower for 3+ days at a time so that I can put my fingers under my ball sack for 10+ seconds and smell them. It smells absolutely INCREDIBLE but it only works after 3 days of not showering. The smell is literally euphoric.

I also attempt to get 100% pee bubbles every time I have to take a piss. That's when you pee and the bubbles cover 100% of the water in the toilet. Most of the time 100% pee bubbles is not achieved... however, sometimes, I have radical victory and the entire amount of water in the toilet is covered in pee bubbles at which point I rejoice by retiring the pair of socks that I currently have on and place them under my pillows.

I'm also a cutter. I make small incisions on the inside of thighs 3-5 times per week and wipe the blood on peeps (I buy hundreds of them every Easter), at which point I wipe my wounds with peeps and proceed to eat them.