The Executioner
Matthew   California, United States
 
 
"I've seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But in the end, you lack the stomach. For the agony you'll bring upon yourself..."



"The best thing about life is knowing you put it together"


"I need someone to show me
The things in life that I can't find
I can't see the things that make true happiness
I must be blind"





-While you were co-oping with friends, I studied THE BLADE
When you wasted all your souls on strength points, my DEX was already 99
And now that my BLADE is at your throat, you have the audacity to beg for mercy?
-MattyPatty@.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
-Knife Unboxed 2/18/16 3:30ish P.M
Currently Offline
♥♥♥♥♥♥' Casuals
What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little hollow? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Darkwraiths, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on The Kiln of the First Flame, and I have over 300 confirmed PVP kills. I am trained in DEX warfare and I’m the top sinner in the entire Book of the Guilty. You are nothing to me but just another Humanity. I will lagstab you with precision the likes of which Lordran has never seen before, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with Dark Bead spamming? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Darkwraiths across Lordran and your Soul Sign is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Firestorm, Beanpole. The Pyromancy that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead. I can be anywhere, anytime with my Red Eye Orb, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Uchigatana. Not only am I extensively trained in buff combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Blacksmith Andre and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul off the face of the continent, you little catbro. If only you could have known what occult retribution your little “clever” magic spam was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have black crystaled out. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you "MLG Pro". I will Great Combustion all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, hollow.
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Men are props on the stage of life, and no matter how tender, how exquisite... A lie will remain a lie!"
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It doesn't matter who I am.
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Terpy 31 May @ 5:30pm 
Nice DC my guy lol
impuretrash2878 14 Mar @ 10:02pm 
"the executioner"...? more like the run away and disconnecter
Cip 26 Jun, 2023 @ 7:24pm 
I love malzahar
not_cryptic 20 Feb, 2023 @ 8:15pm 
Hi, we would like to give our condolences to your parents for the ripped condim that was used that led to your birth.

You'res truly,

The Trojan Man. :steamthumbsdown:
FadedCaterpillar47 25 Jan, 2022 @ 1:25am 
She like the way that I dance
She like the way that I move
She like the way that I rock
She like the way that I woo
And she let it clap for a gamer
She let it clap for a gamer
And she throw it back for a gamer
Yeah, she throw it back for a gamer
Mike Amiri, Mike Amiri
Billie Jean, Billie Jean, uh
Christian Dior, Dior
decay 18 Nov, 2021 @ 4:22am 
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK :lunar2019shockedpig: