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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (4.5 hrs at review time)
I'll start with the things I like I guess:
Very good concept with decent enough execution

It's decently fun to play when the writing makes sense

Things that bothered me:
-Too expensive for the amount and quality of the content (I could've overlooked a lot of the issues if it was priced at ~6 euros)

-Annoying self-promo icon that if clicked, opens a link prompting you to join their discord server. Indie or not, if I'm already overpaying for a game you do NOT put self promo that ruins my immersion in there as well

-A lot of the dialogues are a huge reach (like wtf why you asking me to mow your lawn and then getting mad at me when your whole family gets cancer). This makes the game frustrating, especially early on

-Can't use time slider when listening to an entry in the data bank

-They make you read a crap load of text and then you only get to use half of it in the actual game

-Woke "accessibility" settings, you can turn off content that scares you in a game designed to scare you. Not a huge problem or anything but its existence slightly annoyed me

-Doesn't properly make use of the PC interface, you're pretty much only using the desktop to click the call receiver program icon. You can compare its usefullness to internet explorer, everyone only used it to download google chrome

-Once you beat the game there's a "training" mode which is supposed to be like an infinite-ish run. They didn't even bother to have SAM voice the dialogues so you're stuck reading walls of text with no immersion. This also gets introduced after the extremely underwhelming ending sequence


Spoilers:
So I guess the plot is that you're working for an evil company and if you don't meet their expectations you get turned into a mouse? Also super weird live-action cutscene at the end that takes you out of the immersion of the game, they just say you get a promotion to supervisor and put a flower crown on your head. And no, you don't actually get to play as a supervisor after the promotion, the game just ends there
Posted 6 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
6.8 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
This game is AI slop

If you look at the shadows and proportions of the characters you can tell it is generated using AI. You can also see a lot of inconsistencies between body structure, breast size, facial structure, etc between characters skins
Posted 14 May, 2024.
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243.4 hrs on record (229.0 hrs at review time)
I hopped on for the first time in years, I had a good time playing with some of the new features and missions. I'm in the middle of a mission when some sucker starts chasing me with a jet plane across the whole map, finally hits me after firing like 9 missile barrages at me, steals my cargo and gets the rewards. All while I can't fight back. If you like fun this game isn't for you
Posted 12 May, 2024.
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22.1 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
This game is so good it literally created a whole new genre of games
Posted 11 February, 2024.
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0.3 hrs on record
This game has the worst bloons features like single-use powerups but doesn't have the best features like the cards gamemode, absolute garbage
Posted 2 December, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
14.4 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
Steal gun card sucks
Posted 21 September, 2023.
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1.5 hrs on record
L game
Posted 7 May, 2022.
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11 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record
randomly, 4 hours into the game they just stop giving you save points so you have to redo hours of progress if you die just once due to bad RNG. This completely crushed any enjoyment I had playing this game, I've wasted the past 3 hours of my life having to replay really boring encounters just to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by some seal ♥♥♥♥♥ while looking for a savepoint that I don't have to spend 40 minutes walking back and forth from just to continue the game
Posted 20 September, 2021.
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36.7 hrs on record (21.5 hrs at review time)
I lvoe ainme girl
Posted 5 April, 2021.
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12.2 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
gaem be3tter than I thought it wrould be https://steamproxy.net/steamstore/app/293780/Crawl/#
Posted 29 March, 2021.
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