Recent reviews by Temnelc

Step 1: Make a bad dlc
Step 2: Make it very buggy
Step 3: Release it. People complain about the bugs and forget the dlc is actually bad
Step 4: Patch the bugs
Step 5: "The dlc is fixed and it's good now!"
Step 6: Profit

J'airais aimé jouer au jeu malheureusement ledit jeu n'est pas du même avis.

♥♥♥♥ swede and most importantly ♥♥♥♥ Arrowhead for ruining their game.

Je n'ai aucune idée de ce que je fais

The gameplay : Good movement, good platforming
The game : Fat Goat Cake

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Overlooking the obvious Simon and Garfunkel reference, "I am a Rock" is a very discrete mineral life simulator and probably one of the most unusual games I have played.

There's not much to it, you're just... a rock. You can choose to orbit around Jupiter, Mars or Saturn, observe the Lagrange Point, a 3-body gravity situation (not that I know what any of those are, but it triggered my curiosity enough to do a quick Google search) and the birth of our Universe.

The game shows great potential in becoming an unique Universe Sandbox-like simulato, only from the perspective of a peaceful rock, observing the world around it, forming itself, powerless in front of such a spectacle.

It's still in early access but I would like to see a fast forward option added, on top of the ever obvious better graphical need and performance optimisation.

Overall a nice daydreaming game if you have nothing to do, some imagination and money left to spare on the next Steam Sale.

Tried Battlefield 2042, it's unplayable doodoo.

Tired Battlefield 4, good game :)

HOW DO I GET GOOD AT THIS GAME

booba