Tea
New Zealand
Level
37
Fang's Crystal
500 XP
 
 
Friendly Neighbourhood Zombie.

☠ You'll be the poison ☠
☠ You'll be the cure ☠

How to be cool 101:
Instead of saying this say that
OK > Oak nuggins
Yes > Yank Train
No > Nuns on ripple
I think so > I put a boogie dollar down
Do you play golf? > Do you slap the dimpled balls?
I feel sick > Mama's got the nasty jam
That's a good idea > That's a gold hat, cool cat
This job is killing me > This gig gonna slash me hips
Let's grab lunch on Monday > Dip me in ya, Monday milk

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Superdodo 19 Jun, 2018 @ 6:11pm 
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Benfred12 8 Nov, 2017 @ 10:27pm 
Good Trade Today
Superdodo 19 Sep, 2017 @ 6:49am 
actual such a wanker
CJ 6 Dec, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa's 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎁 open that chimney wide for old saint ♥♥♥♥♨️♨️♨️🆘🆘🚿🚿🚿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿 so he can give u some milk 🍼🍼🍼🍼 for those cookies 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍆🍆send to 5️⃣ of ur thottiest elf HOES 🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼👯👯 or santas ♥♥♥♥ will NOT b happy 🎅🏿🍆🙅🏼🙅🏼🍆send to 🔟 slutty gingerbread men🍪🍒🍆 and receive ➡️➡️ a REAL gift in that stocking ⛸⛸⛸🎄🎄 like a big 🍆 ol 🎄 ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍒🍒🙆🏼 send to 1️⃣5️⃣ and santa's christmas pole 💈💈💈 will unload 💦💦 allll over your tree🎄🎄🎄🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🙆🏼🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅
I miss her lol 6 Jun, 2015 @ 7:40pm 
no worries lass
Tea 6 Jun, 2015 @ 5:36pm 
cheers bud :csgohelmet: