Here we are, nearly 400hrs more dumped into this trash fire of a game.

I still hate this game.... BUT I do like the Cayo Perico Heist, the additional drip feed stuff was lackluster but the heist itself is great since it added something I wanted for a while, a SOLO heist. No more waiting a week to play your buddies, no being forced to play with randos that follow their own plan and f*** the entire heist and leave when they don't get a big payout in 5 minutes.

AND IT HAS A DECENT PAYOUT! It's literally a godsend after frustratedly grinding out under paying businesses for hour after hour to only get everything blown up by a bored kid passing by on their broomstick and forcing you to start all over, literally just an hour and 15 to knock out a quick heist and you'll have made more in that hour than all your businesses in 3.

That being said Cayo is an absolute cake walk compared to the S*** SHOW THAT IS THE CASINO HEIST
THE AMOUNT OF OVER COMPLICATED DOGS*** NEEDED TO COMPLETE THE CASINO HEIST.

- ARMORED ENEMIES THAT SPONGE UP ALL YOUR ARMOR PIERCING AMMO FOR NO REASON.
- OVERLY SENSITIVE GUARDS THAT PICK UP EVEN THE QUIETEST OF MOVES YOU MAKE THROUGH WALLS
- HACKING THAT OVER COMPLICATED ALONG WITH JUST RANDOMLY GETTING LOCKED INTO HACKS AT THE MOST INCONVENIENT TIMES CAUSING YOU TO GET STUCK WHILE TRYING TO AVOID DAMAGE OR EVEN JUST CAUSING A CRASH AND RUINING THE WHOLE HEIST FOR EVERYONE ELSE
- CONFUSING A** LAYOUT THAT CAUSES YOU TO GET LOST IN SECONDS ALL THE WHILE MORE BULLET SPONGE ENEMIES SWARM ON YOU INFINITELY

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT THAT YOU NEED TO COMPLETE IT TO UNLOCK MORE USELESS GUNS AND S***TY OUTFITS I WOULD NEVER EVEN F***ING WASTE THE TIME OF DAY ON THIS HEIST EVER AGAIN. THE PAYOUT IS NO LONGER WORTH IT AFTER CAYO ESPECIALLY AFTER HAVING TO SPLIT IT WITH OTHER MEMBERS.

Congrats R* on making a good heist, now stop locking items behind an awful heist and wasting peoples times for lackluster payouts.

See you in the next 400hrs when this game inevitably pisses me off again.
[Original Review]

GOD I F***ING HATE GTA

YOU CANT DO ANYTHING UNLESS YOU'VE GOT $1000's OF REAL DOLLARS TO BLOW ON GETTING ALL THE GOOD PROPERTIES THAT AREN'T 100 F***ING MILES AWAY FROM THE DESTINATION YOU NEED TO BE AT IN 5 MINUTES
YOU NEED TO CONVINCE RANDOM A**HOLE TRY-HARDS AND 12YR OLDS TO HELP YOU DELIVER THE 5 F***ING TRUCKS YOU HAVE TO GET TO THAT ONE POINT
JUST SO YOU CAN EARN $10 TO BUY ONE BULLET FOR THE 1.5 MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF BULLS*** YOU COLLECTED OVER 16HRS TO SELL

ITS F***ING BULLS***

WHY THE F*** CANT YOU JUST DO THESE F***ING DELIVERY MISSIONS BY YOURSELF?
WHY DO I NEED 50 F***ING PEOPLE IN MY BUSINESS TO DO ANYTHING
JUST SO I CAN GET BLOWN UP BY 30 C*** SUCKERS ON HOVER-BIKES AND HAVE TO START ALL OVER AGAIN

F*** GTA
F*** ROCKSTAR
I HOPE THEY F***ING BURN
I HOPE GTA 6 F***ING BANKRUPTS THEM
I HOPE EACH AND EVERY A**HOLE THAT MADE THESE DECISIONS GETS F***ING BRAIN CANCER

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I LITERALLY WASTED $20 F***ING REAL DOLLARS FOR A HELICOPTER TO PICK UP THE DELIVERY VEHICLES JUST SO I COULD DROP THEM ALL OFF AT THE SAME LOCATION IN THE 15 MINUTES THEY GAVE ME ONLY TO FIND OUT THE HELICOPTER THAT CAN LIFT A F***ING TANK SUDDENLY CANT LIFT A F***ING VAN WITH A CRATE IN IT
AND THE BEST PART IS THAT I CANT SELL THE F***ING THING TO MAKE EVEN A QUARTER OF THE MONEY I SPENT ON IT BACK SO THAT I COULD INVEST IN SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL

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-NOT TO MENTION HALF THE F***ING TIME I GO TO ENTER MY BUSINESS IT JUST DECIDES TO S*** ITSELF AND LOAD INFINITELY AND I HAVE TO RESTART THE WHOLE F***ING GAME AGAIN AND WAIT 30 MINUTES FOR THE D**N THING TO LOAD AGAIN JUST SO I CAN GET STUCK IN ANOTHER GODD**N LOADING SCREEN 5 MINUTES LATER

F*** THIS GAME