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Recent reviews by Kiss An Orc Today

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8.6 hrs on record
It's good! A puzzle game that makes you feel clever, and happy for everyone when it all starts to come together.
Posted 22 February, 2024. Last edited 22 February, 2024.
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344.5 hrs on record (41.9 hrs at review time)
If you're looking for a modern turn-based character-driven fantasy RPG, this here is it
Posted 1 September, 2023. Last edited 1 September, 2023.
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1.0 hrs on record
Go in blind. It's great and it's short.
Posted 5 April, 2023.
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28.4 hrs on record (17.9 hrs at review time)
Extremely good. Go in blind, but don't be afraid to use a guide towards the end to make sure you've got everything - once you know your way around I highly recommend getting as much as you can out of all the little corners.
Posted 7 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
57.0 hrs on record (31.0 hrs at review time)
My feelings are overwhelmingly positive about this game.
Posted 28 February, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
190.3 hrs on record (179.5 hrs at review time)
It's *quite good* stealth and action game with a nice level of freedom for carrying out missions in whatever style you like. There's a nice balance between guards being apparently blind at night time and them spotting you from miles away.

In terms of being a Metal Gear Solid game, however, it's entirely too light on story to be a satisfying conclusion to the series. If MGS4 tried too hard, MGS5 only tried a little bit.

And, Quiet, what the ♥♥♥♥. She's the only woman in the game and she doesn't speak, instantly falls in love with the male protagonist, and can only wear a thong and bikini top for extremely flimsy plot reasons that apparently didn't apply to the 100 year old man in MGS3 who has the exact same *plot things* happen to him.

Still GOTY 2015 though, that's how much I feel the gameplay makes up for the lacklustre story.
Posted 15 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
31.7 hrs on record (31.1 hrs at review time)
sjw game
Posted 2 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
69.8 hrs on record (52.9 hrs at review time)
Some of the best horror this side of Amnesia. Incredible writing and the best handling of gender and sexuality I've seen in any game.
Posted 8 February, 2015. Last edited 8 March, 2015.
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64.8 hrs on record (42.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Pretty good
Posted 26 October, 2014.
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3.7 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Beautiful! Worth however much it may cost and the few hours you'll spend completing it.
Posted 28 June, 2014. Last edited 28 June, 2014.
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