Recent reviews by Steven Seagull

Not even worth it for a dollar.
Menu is a complete mess, you can't find anything quickly, you have to search for minutes sometimes. key bindings are a joke. You either accelerate with RT and brake with LT, and control the PAUSE MENU with A and B, or you can accelerate with A and break with B (like in every single game since forever) but then you have to use RT and LT in the menu.
This whole social media thing built in is such a joke too. It's the most stupid thing I've seen in a game.
It has a huge open world area that's basically empty. It's a barren wasteland with a few shiny markers placed randomly.
Don't even get me started on the "sound effects". When you hit a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cacti it has the sound of a metal pipe dropped on a concrete floor. This game sucked so much that I went ahead and downloaded NFSMW (from 2005) and had way more fun than playing The Crew 2. Another ubisoft cashgrab.

GTA for crackheads.




10/10.

What do you mean 'get a life'? I have one, it's virtual, but still.

for 1,49€ it's a must.

The only thing that was capable of killing me was a treetrunk.

car go wrooom

Before I played:
＼＼ ＿
　　 ＼( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
　　　 <　⌒ヽ
　　　/ 　 へ＼
　　 /　　/　＼＼
　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ
　　/　/
　 /　/|
　(　(ヽ
　|　|、＼
　| 丿 ＼ ⌒)
　| |　　) /
`ノ )　　Lﾉ
After I played:
／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ
/ ノ) 　　　　　　　　,）　ヽ
/ ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ._,ノ
/　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／
丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/
　　 `ヽ `ー-'_人`ーﾉ
　　　 丶 ￣ _人'彡)

Every payday is a good day.
10/10 would get paid again.

Fall? Out.
New? Vegas.
Hotel? Trivago.

Nice Tomb, 10/10 would raid again.