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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:38am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:02am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:46pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:51am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:35pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:21am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:48am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 5:12am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:11am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:38am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:08am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:43am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:13pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:00am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:53am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:39am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:17pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:36am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:00am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:04am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:15am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:10am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:22am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 5:32am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:15am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:31pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:42pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:26am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:50am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:29am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:47am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:27pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:58am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 3:12am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:34am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:08pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:41pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:05am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:27am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:19pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 3:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 6:14am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 11:08pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:59am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:50am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:26pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:24am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:23pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:55am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:07am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:43am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 9:30pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:39pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:17pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:35pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Endless cycle

Ascend 1,000 times.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:16pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:18pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:17pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:34pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:14pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30pm

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:13pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 11:30pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:09pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02pm

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:13pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:14pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:19pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 2:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 8:52pm

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:15pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 1:04pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

Introspection

Have 700 You.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:02pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 9:14pm

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:52pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2024 @ 12:50pm