Stop with everything you are doing because I got something super important to tell you!

I was once a lonesome warrior running around in the dangerous woods of elwynn forest doing my deed to the city of Stormwind gathering resources and materials, but one day was like no other.

I remember it like yesterday.. The moon was shining red through the thick clouds, strange shapes scattered between the trees, making strange noises. My breathing got thicker and heavy as two red eyes was stalking me on my path back to the city.

I had read the stories about the dangerous Hogger, but little did I know it was no fairytale.. The eyes got closer and closer and eventually the creature reached out and made a loud screeching sound, I turned and could only see the red engulfing eyes. This is it, I thought...

When everything felt lost, a shine appeared behind me. Bright, brighter than the sun, then everything felt the warm in my body.. a warmth flow... As I could hardly hold my eyes open..
I woke up days after and all I remembered was the shine and a face from the shine.

Whoever this person is, He/She will always be... my PROTECTAAAH!!...

can u add me please ?

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

hey bro, add me pls