This guy isn’t just endgame — he is the hidden final raid boss Blizzard never dared release. I saw him in Stormwind once, dual-wielding two fishing poles enchanted with +200 Intellect, casting into the fountain while reciting the entire lore of the Burning Legion backwards.

Someone tried to duel him and spontaneously uninstalled. A warlock summoned a demon to help — the demon took one look, apologized, and soulstoned itself out of existence.

He doesn’t need a mount. He just /walks and the terrain loads around him like he’s rendering reality from raw mana.

I asked him what gear he was using and he said, ‘I don’t use gear. I am gear.’ Then he blinked into the Auction House, flipped 10,000 gold into a cryptocurrency only available in the Shadowlands, and hearthstoned into a different server dimension.

If you think you’re a good player, that’s cute. He once got banned for being too immersive.

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Stop with everything you are doing because I got something super important to tell you!

I was once a lonesome warrior running around in the dangerous woods of elwynn forest doing my deed to the city of Stormwind gathering resources and materials, but one day was like no other.

I remember it like yesterday.. The moon was shining red through the thick clouds, strange shapes scattered between the trees, making strange noises. My breathing got thicker and heavy as two red eyes was stalking me on my path back to the city.

I had read the stories about the dangerous Hogger, but little did I know it was no fairytale.. The eyes got closer and closer and eventually the creature reached out and made a loud screeching sound, I turned and could only see the red engulfing eyes. This is it, I thought...

When everything felt lost, a shine appeared behind me. Bright, brighter than the sun, then everything felt the warm in my body.. a warmth flow... As I could hardly hold my eyes open..
I woke up days after and all I remembered was the shine and a face from the shine.

Whoever this person is, He/She will always be... my PROTECTAAAH!!...

can u add me please ?