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11.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
I bought this game for PS4 and now on PC.
This game is terrible. On PS4 I started playing but the controls and FPS were strange/low so I bought it on PC instead, Started the story mode: It's okay, GTA:SA ,GTA:Vice City, GTA 4 were a lot better.
Started the Online mode: Well, here we go. I join in the game, spawn on the street and my first experience with GTA Online is a Millitary Tank running over me, some ideas are great, but the realisation sucks.
Flying cars? Casino with no Blackjack? Three card poker with so bad graphics that u can't even see the numbers on the cards (I'm on max graphics). You win 80% of the time anyway, you don't have to check your cards just bet and win.
Muscle car driving sucks, This game is dead still it hops up at E3 every year.
Cheaters? A lot of them. A guy just parked next to me, I entered his vehicle, the car went with 500KM/s minimum. You also never win in races because the first 2 are accelerating 3x faster than you and the other 2 guys are having a lag fest so you get striked out of the map 40% of the time. Loading times... ahh they take ages, it's a 9 year old game I have it on an SSD, Ryzen 7 4800H and it takes 4 minutes for a small race to load. After a race is finished and you stay in the lobby, selecting the next race makes the screen starts changing colors and you stay like that forever until you ALT+F4 out of the game and restart(happened 2/2 tries). I was thinking that this game has some fine Online play instead I've got Rocket League mixed with Carmageddon and Midnight club, also don't forget about the cheap bootleg Payday Heist missions and APB Reloaded free roam.
Posted 9 October, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
32.9 hrs on record (25.0 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-This game is a legend!
-Cats, Dogs never harmed!
-Health Pipes daaaamn.
-Moding community that are adding more drugs to the game daaaaamn.
-More weapons
-Better dialogue & monologs.
-More Maps , more missions , more enemies , more destruction , more hate , more pissing simulation!
Posted 8 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
56.2 hrs on record (55.2 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-MUSIC IS SICK BRO
-O SHAT! DRUGS EVERYWHERE BROOOOOO
-GET THE COCAIN THROW THE COCAIN
-COOK METH
-IMMERSIVE GAMEPLAY!!!!
-THEY HAVE GOATS IN THIS GAME
Cons:
- Skins for money but it´s ok.
- A lot of DLC to buy.

Definitelly a must have game!
Posted 8 March, 2017. Last edited 31 July, 2017.
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5.5 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
Pros:
-Jump scares
-Actually Terrifying.
-One leg speedrun simulator.
-Art
-The perfect mansion
Cons:
-No Autosnipers
-Actually Nothing.
Posted 8 March, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
21.8 hrs on record
Pros:
-Monsters
-Monsters slayed ad shot to pieces.
-Nice Weapons
-Perks (Leveling Classes)
-Multiplayer still works. (#update Multiplayer works sometimes.)

Cons:
It´s a good game but buy KF 2 now this is dying out.
Posted 8 March, 2017. Last edited 31 July, 2017.
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9.1 hrs on record
Pros:
-Cars
Cons:
-Everything {Graphics,Physics,Characters,Maps}
PS: I would call this Flatout -1: Back to the Cavemen Time
Posted 8 March, 2017.
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25.9 hrs on record (13.8 hrs at review time)
Dead Rising 3 is a Zombie Apocalypse style openworld game. You probably all know this...

Pros: 1. Story is amazing, would play this game again.
2. Combo vehicles , items , weapons.
3. Fun to play with friends.
Cons:1. The game is ported from console. (Expect a lot of framedrops even with unlocked fps cap)
2. Too much of zombies in areas and unable to turn shadows off... (Actually it´s my PC so yeah... Get a great PC for this game)
3.Multiplayer without friends isn´t fun.

I recommend this game because of the story and the openworld gameplay, but in my opinion the first dead rising games were better (Dead Rising/Dead Rising 2/Dead Rising 2 Off The Record) - Maybe because I played these on console and that was a pure DR feeling.
Posted 8 March, 2017. Last edited 31 July, 2017.
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136.6 hrs on record (37.1 hrs at review time)
10/9
Pros:
-Traaaaps , Teleport , Chainsaw and Kitchen Knives yeeeeeeeeee
-Hunt down 4 survivors in some maps that looks the same
-Additional downloadable content yesss please
-Ranking system
-Sims like character customizations xddddddddddd
-Take the survivors on a trip, then hang them on those big hooks daaaaamn
Cons:
-Some survivors are too fast.
-Killers are campers sometimes
-You will be called a camper even if you leave the survivors alone.
-Not enough swag in your customization inventory even if you buy the DLCs
Posted 8 March, 2017.
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2,463.5 hrs on record (1,148.9 hrs at review time)
It´s time to edit my review since CS:GO is dead and we are forced to play CS2 instead.

- The new casino shot system is pretty funny, shooting someone with an AWP gives you the best casino experience ever. The server now probably has an AI deciding if you hit the target or missed.
- The new unique Michael Jackson peak might be removed, but the ghost and all the tiktoks will live forever.
- Rip M4A1-S we had fun in CS:GO now the mighty M4A4 rises.
- Also we got ragdolls. That should be a nice thing right ?

The game is okay. You have the same experience.
Posted 8 March, 2017. Last edited 10 December, 2023.
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