ThePirateOfJamaica
Joseph Simpson   Horowhenua, New Zealand
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Quotes that have increasingly different meaning with age
my uso - Siamo (James)
My friends, I have gone off topic. Let us correct this error by jumping into the ocean - blue
i sheep bcuz its easier than having ur own opinions - Egyptian David
Thunderbirds are go! - Jeff Tracy
Never put a sock in a toaster. - Eddie Izzard
Hitler's a friend - Sovietwomble
A laugh a day keeps the doctor away. - Big man Tyrone
If you've never seen an elephant ski than you've never been on acid - Eddie Izzard
Is That Lebron? - William Bushe
Sometimes you think about life and other times you bust a nut. - H2O Delirious
No ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ then this ♥♥♥♥ - Ashton
"Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up I will ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lazer you with alien ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyes and explode your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ head shut the ♥♥♥♥ - try to write a rap, okay then" - Kanye west
I put in all that work sticking my hand up the cat flap and you just walked in the back door! - Me
Kim possible is responsible for all my issues - Me
Jaydon can you please unyeet that ball - Joseph, Jaydon & Ashton
"Fruits and Veggies" - Bacon boy
"It's like a good quality vibrator, It can do anything!" - Alex
"I hope you're a vaccum mouthed veteran ♥♥♥♥♥" - Jaydon
"suspiciously bulge in pant" - cooper
"I need to finish the couscous before we do jumpjam" - Brayden
"Your a fake fan" (On the topic of the Toronto Maple Leafs) - Savannah
"Krishant when are you going to read us 50 shades?" - Viola and Kiri
If goose are geese then why are moose not meese? - Joseph
:missing:Call me Joseph, Pirate, Jamaica or whatever suits you! I like games and I'm good at strategy games. Everything else I more than likely am terrible at.:missing:
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Yeah Gidday, hope you're having a great one
Thanks for having a cheeky gander at the profile, I accept friend requests that are Not Private and Not Level 0. I'm a kiwi bloke from Wellington currently in Auckland. I enjoy home renovation, being in the great outdoors, cooking, rugby union amongst other things but can't go wrong with a bit of gaming on rainy day. Read on to see some of the games I jam, otherwise have a great day, you have huge mana.
My favourite multiplayer games
:pmshippurple: Total War series - Shogun 2, Rome 2 & Medieval 2 are highlights for me.
:missing: Civilization 5 & 6
:pmshippurple: Rainbow 6: Siege
:missing: SMITE
:pmshippurple: Counter Strike 2
:missing: Age of Mythology & Age of Empires
:pmshippurple: Rocket League
:missing: War Thunder
:pmshippurple: Men of War series
:missing: Star Wars: The Old Republic
:pmshippurple: Paradox Interactive games
:missing: Mount and Blade
:pmshippurple: GTA V
:missing: Town of Salem
:pmshippurple: Castle Crashers & Battleblock Theatre
My favourite singleplayer games
:pinkFlowerNKOA: The Witcher 3: Wild hunt
:PinkCube: Spyro
:pinkFlowerNKOA: Crash Bandicoot
:PinkCube: Thronebreaker: The Witcher Tales
:pinkFlowerNKOA: Assassins creed - Black Flag and Rogue are highlights for me
:PinkCube: Star Wars: Jedi Fallen Order & Knights of The Old Republic
Favourites (ish.. they're more lists than individual things)
:8bitheart: Favourite Game: Age of Mythology
:balloon: Favourite Colour: Green (Surprisingly) But pinks a close second.
:8bitheart: Favourite Music: The Blues, Reggae Rock, Classic Rock, Kiwi Classics & Australian Indie Rock
:balloon: Favourite Cars: Classic Land Rover Defender, Aston Martin DB5, Lancia 037, Lancia Delta Integrale, any old Ford.
:8bitheart: Favourite things to do that aren't gaming: Rugby Union, Tramping, Kayaking, Rock Climbing, Mountain Biking, Paddle boarding, Home Renovation, Interior Design and Cooking.
:balloon: Favourite food: Tough call here but I think a mushroom and tomato pasta will always go hard.
:8bitheart: Favourite Sports: Rugby Union, Ice Hockey, Soccer, Basketball and Rugby League
:balloon: Favourite teams: Wellington Hurricanes, Oklahoma City Thunder, All Blacks, Las Vegas Golden Knights, Wellington Phoenix, Wellington Lions, Palermo, Edinburgh Rugby, Scotland Rugby, New Zealand Breakers, Las Vegas Aces, #UpTheWahs.
Artwork
:8bitheart: Avatar Image & Artwork Showcase: Athena fanart made by a fantastic dude named Kieran
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This is my Roman Empire for the foreseeable future (AC Unity)
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Age of Mythology: Retold
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Hours played
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Achievement Progress   30 of 83
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20 hrs on record
last played on 7 Mar
Tomb Raider
Achievement Progress   16 of 50
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8.6 hrs on record
last played on 28 Feb
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
Achievement Progress   45 of 700
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last played on 22 Feb
Tomb Raider: Underworld
Comments
NinjaK 17 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06am 
LOL probably not, I likely won't be paying attention when it does happen
But who knows maybe I'll finally take a break hah
👌TF2.BET (Owner) 18 Jan, 2023 @ 7:51pm 
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ThePirateOfJamaica 9 Dec, 2022 @ 1:26pm 
hahahah i will one day when im not far far away from the computer.
NinjaK 9 Dec, 2022 @ 3:11am 
Well clearly, you should be playing Rust lol
ThePirateOfJamaica 23 Dec, 2021 @ 2:18pm 
Ripstart? :surprised_yeti:
ThePirateOfJamaica 14 Dec, 2020 @ 12:45pm 
-rep imagine being a magpies fan