If I stare at this candle long enough it might go out through sheer willpower.
Just because you feel like a failure doesn't mean you are.

DEUS VULT! AVE CHRISTUS! JERUSALEM WILL BE OURS!

Team Fortress 2 Medic for Hire!

Bored? Try Republic Commando!

If you're here to put down a butthurt comment then go swallow a jolly rancher, it’ll get you out of that sour mood.

No profanities. It shows a limited vocabulary and general lack of restraint and manners.