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Pros:

-Seemlessly incorporates turn based strategy with core hack and slash elements into an MMORPG.
-Realistic gun creation algorhythms allow for actual military training and experience.
-Roland dies, but in the process hundreds of more vaults are revealed.
-Claptrap continues to be the most likable character in the franchise.
-The game was once $60, and is now $20. What a deal!
-Compatible with the Nintendo Brand Zapper™ for NES.

Cons:

-There just simply aren't enough guns. There is no other way to put this. Huge let down.
-Unrealistic body standards.
-The anime was adapted very poorly, and is not worth watching.
-The Dungeons and Dragons campaign was too short.
-Although adapted to a two and a half hour feature film featuring Leonardo DiCaprio, the story falls a bit short. Sorry Michael Bay.

Recap:

Overall this game falls a little bit short of a blockbuster indie film, I highly recommend playing the sequel to this game, Borderlands: The Presequel, as it is just the superior title for the franchise. Adam Sandler would have been a much better choice over Leonardo DiCaprio, but hey, you get what you get.

If you are not caught up in the manga, I would not recommend reading it as a new series is in the works, and it has nothing to do with previous canon.

2/10, Minecraft is the clear winner here.

Downloaded the game, waited years to make it past the queue, and after I graduated college and had my life put together, I decided one more time to try this game. I was presented with a box, one that had let me know my true destiny.

"What would you like to be called?"

TOO MANY FLASHING SQUARES

Pros:
Seamlessly merges turn-based combat and real-time strategy
Pistols deal high damage
Very easy to pick-up-and-play
Usually works straight out of the box
Friendly and accepting community
Quick to prestige
Fast matchmaking
Can learn urban slang passively while in-game

Cons:
None of the guns shoot in straight lines, all must be fired as if they were artillery
Can't use the zapper with this game
Goldeneye had better controls
No killstreaks or perks
Everyone is hacking
Rounds take too long
The sprint key is broken, you move slower instead

"Most expansive sandbox game of 2014" - Kotaku
"Explosions get an A for effort, and no other reason" - Michael Bay

I hope the develolpers of this game learn a lesson from this atrocious failure at creating a competitive game. All balance was thrown out the window and there are exactly 2 good guns, both availible only to one team. But the maps so heavily favor the other team, they win everytime, at every skill level. The map literally kills one side at the start of the game, using fire, spikes, or earthquakes. The player has no control over the camera, which frequently gets stuck on walls, causing you to walk outside your own field of view.

1.0/10 Conan is better at this game then me.

Pros:
Microtransactions are fun to use
Realistic graphics during battles
M14 has the best cards
Enjoyable trading mechanics
Deckbuilding is easy and to-the-point

Cons:
Cards are flimsy and easily damaged
Cards don't fit in sleeves
My wallet is too small for all these microtransactions
Challenges designed for the challenged
Isn't Pokèmon

"Like Hearthstone, but for farmers, since they like lands so much" - Gaymespot
"Reminds me of how I used to play with friends" - M. Night Shyamallama

For starters, the guns feel realistic, with high quality recoil patterns. The one song it plays throughout everything is catchy, even if it only is 2 minutes long and loops, so that's a plus. There's only one good character and no banning systems for tourneys, so I only recommend this game for casuls. Not as good a MOBA as Adventure Time Battle Party. I'd rate this 30/20 Monowhite lifegain meta, J.K. Rowling really outdid herself on this one?!

Pros:
Catchy Sound Track
Realistic Sounds
Unrivaled Optimization
Universal System requirements
Only requires a real mouse with two buttons
Has guns with purposes
Voxelish based graphics

Cons:
Bad Graphics
Pay to win
Chainsaw is useless
Crafting isn't like minecraft
Gathering Materials not like minecraft
Killing Zombies not like Minecraft
Minecraft clone
Throwing money at my computer doesn't make the game better
DayZ but for pre-schoolers
My mac has a rainbow colored apple and the game didn't run. System requirements lied to me ;_;

"Fast paced and in your face. Zombies scare you to death. Best MoBA ever." - Game Informer

2/10 Stephanie Meyers knocks it out of the park!

Pros:
Catchy sound track
Steam-Punk Style
Easy controls
Pay to win
Pirates without water
Good game pace
Customizations

Cons:
Guns deal no damage
Kill feed isn't sastifying
Not enough itemization
League Clone
Engineers belong in pre-school
Ships hard to fly
No side scrolling action like in ROTMG
Exhilarating Gameplay


"Pirates without water" - IGN

3/10 A Scholastic Best Seller!

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