Recent reviews by SwamPMonstR

This is an amazing game, and I would definitely recomend it, but features of have been censored. The features werent that big of a deal, but we were promised they wouldnt censor anything. I get the devs didnt have a choice in it, but its still upsetting

This game is great, its insane that a free game can have so much content, and have no predatory microtransactions. The only issues with this game are that its probably got spyware on it, and it's poorly optimized for older PCs

One of the best and most fun games I've played in a while, I cant wait for more updates to this game, and I would love an extension to the story and other characters. I am currently trying to 100% this game

I wish I could get a refund. I put off playing this game after release because I thought the issues would be fixed. this game just isnt fun, the characters are uninteresting and not believable, the dialogue is awful, and there is hardly any gameplay, I sat through a 25 minute unskippable cutscene that was not even interesting to watch because of the awful framerate and dialogue, I literally went grocery shopping with my family during one of the cutscenes and by the time I got back it was still going on (I live close to a store but its still insane). Dont waste your money on this game until it gets fixed

This is not only a gooning simulator, but also a fun game

I would drag my balls across 5 miles of broken glass just to get a 1% chance to take the lunch lady's fine ass out on a date

this game is an abusive relationship, the devs are my alcoholic wife but its okay because she promises me rewards after she pounds my ass for a while

A very unique Extraction shooter, I like the weaker WW1 to Revolutionary War style guns, very satisfying to use, 8/10 worth it if on sale

I played 4 games and in the third game the enemy played a turn that lasted 20 minutes because hes a sweaty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nerd who likes men and kisses them and gets ♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the ass and begs to be called a little femboy I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate him and the second guy made a turn that lasted 10 minutes and got a 12 star card meanwhile I dont know how to get a 6 star and that guy is also a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

This game made me realize that I am the smartest person to ever live 0/10