John F. Swaggity
Detroit, Michigan, United States
Level
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The Goat
100 XP
 
 
79º 58'39.2"S 81º57'32"W
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The Sims™ 3
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Sid Meier's Civilization V
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Achievement Progress   66 of 286
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Assassin's Creed Unity
13.7 Hours played
ACU.exe has stopped working.
Hardest mission is to launch the game
12/10 ign Game of the Year
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How to beat Dead by Daylight
By John F. Swaggity
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The Scripture
Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life.

I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Shrek is love I say, Shrek is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its shrek
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my swamp
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Shrek
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"
Shrek leaves through my window
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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The Sims™ 3
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last played on 20 Jul
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Yozshuktilar 10 May @ 7:20am 
Add me, nice game
Moogull 10 Apr @ 11:12am 
we can try one more game if you want
miafromikea 24 Mar @ 12:31pm 
-rep strange bubba behavior of slugging at 5 gens -rep bonus for bringing a mori and not being able to use it
Sensor 12 Mar @ 10:11pm 
I have 1 gig internet i just lag on tekken because im west coast in colorado so it plays like ♥♥♥♥
Oxusau 23 Dec, 2023 @ 5:05am 
+rep pretty good player