HAPPILY MARRIED

i̵̖͖̤̳͈͊̆͆̈́̈́̎͠ ̶̢͈̯͕̙̘͎̟͙̪̹̮̯͌͑͂͜ẅ̷͈̙́̂̊͗́̋̉̔̓̕̚͝i̷̛̪͍͌͛̐́̏̈̕͝l̸̛̦̪̻̟̤̹̤̿̀͗̇̿͜l̴͋͊̽̂͋̋̂̅̆͜ι͕̗̥̹̲̟̬̼̟ ̷̡̛̹͔̻͎͍͓̝͔͎̝̯̤̝̅̈́̓f̶̬͈̪̩̪̝̽̈́͒̋̐͋̾i̶̢̡̙̤͖̲̞͔͔̩̓͗̅͆̉͆͒̍̓͘̚ņ̷̢̜͍̣̙͓̫͖̿́̽̾̀̃͐͂͜d̵͍̯̭͗ι̗̟̯̦ ̴͍̹̾͌̄̃͠ỹ̵̢̝̪̝̩͖̤͂͑̾̌́̅̌̉̏̕ŏ̸̙͖̑̋̋͗͗́͋̽̈̋u̵̘̹̓̈̏͆͗̐͋̀͐̊ f̵̫̱̘̈͋ò̶̢͕̯̘̜̥͚̘͎̼r̷͔͔̖̝͚̝̱̦͍̼̋̋̊͆̌͒͒͘ ̶̨̏͂̆̐͝ţ̷̥̪̰̹̻̯̙̽̈̋́̑͝ẖ̵̢͍̈́̅̈́̈́͐̌̌͒̚͠ȇ̶̡̳̖͍͙͓̪ ̶̻̞̟͊͋̐̾̌͂̀̒͌̕ļ̶͕͖̜̀͂͗ŏ̸͓̤̰͆̍̋͠v̵͓̝̰͇̗̣̆̄͊̈́̔̍̓͘e̷̡̠̠̝̤͔͇̤͂̿̓̑́ ̶̧͍̪̲̣̰͒̄̓̉̀͆̓͝͝ơ̸͔͓̭̦͚̞̪̞̪̿̋͒̓̓̈̎͆̀f̵̧͈̽̍̿̿ ̵͖͐͋̈́̈́̎̅͘͠t̸̡̖͕͙͓̼̖͆̍̿̕ĥ̶̟̫̭̖̝̗̃́̽̈͆͋̓͝ĕ̸͓̠́͑͒̀͠ ̴͌̽ͅg̴̭̈́͑͆̓͐̑ȃ̵̱̱̪̍̉̓m̷̢̠̮͎͈̒̽̔̉̊̀̏ͅe̸̢͖̔͑͜
𝕾𝖜𝖆𝖌𝖆𝖆𝖗 𝕾𝖚𝖌𝖆𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒 𝖇𝖔𝖔𝖒


A true monarch of the wasteland knows that "Full" is just a suggestion.

The Proclamation of the Hoarder King

To the Raiders of Speranza and the Machines of the Surface:
Let it be known that as of January 11, 2026, the laws of physical space have been formally abolished. While common Raiders fret over "inventory management" and "selling junk," the King of Holding stands atop a mountain of relics, weapons, and rubber ducks.
> "My stash is not 'full.' It is simply compressed for maximum glory."
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The Royal Decree:
* Space is an Illusion: 280 slots is merely a starting point.
* Nothing is Trash: Every piece of scrap is a brick in the fortress.
* Black Hole: The King shall not rest until the database itself trembles under the weight of his inventory. "Black Hole Stash"