accept me please :)

have a nice offer, added

Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
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The fact that it works is immaterial.
-- L. Ogborn
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Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
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"In matrimony, to hesitate is sometimes to be saved."
-- Butler
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Packages should build-depend on what they should build-depend.
-- Santiago Vila on debian-devel
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telepression, n.:
The deep-seated guilt which stems from knowing that you did not try
hard enough to look up the number on your own and instead put the
burden on the directory assistant.
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
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Naked children have never played in _o_u_r fountains, and I.M. Pei will
never be happy on Route 66.
-- "Learning from Las Vegas", Robert Venturi, Denise Scott
Brown, and Steven Izenour
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