Boo

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
Dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

If I can 🔫 prove that I never ❌🙅touched 🖐 my balls 💦⚪ do you🧍promise 👍🤞 not 😫 to 💦💦 tell another 🏊👊 soul what you 😍 saw👀? no one 🤓 else 👥 was in the room 🚹😈 when 💕 it 👸 happened… 🤔 is 🤚 that a yes? ✔✅

[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)

It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

*discord crashes*

discord users: hey discord your app's down

*discord gets fixed*

discord: sorry discord-ers 😔😔😔we were too busy GAMING 🎮🎮with our CODE MONKEYS 🙈🙉🙊at the GAMER LAB 🧪🎮and we POOPOO FARTED 😲😲💩😭it wasnt very epic of us😳now back to PWNING NOOBS😆😆😆

[Verse 1]
It's raining tacos
From out of the sky
Tacos
No need to ask why
Just open your mouth and close your eyes
It's raining tacos

[Verse 2]
It's raining tacos
Out on the street
Tacos
All you can eat
Lettuce and shells
Cheese and meat
It's raining tacos!


Yum, yum, yum, yum, yumidy yum
It's like a dream
Yum, yum, yum, yum, yumidy yum
Bring your sour cream

Shell meat lettuce cheese
Shell meat lettuce cheese
Shell meat (cheese x5)

It's raining tacos (Ooh)
Raining tacos (Ooh)
Raining tacos (Ooh - ooh)
It's raining tacos
It's raining tacos (Ooh)
Raining tacos (Ooh)
Raining tacos
(Shells, meat, lettuce, cheese)
It's raining tacos
(Shells meat, lettuce, Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch)
Tacos!

So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. "Oh you think it's impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million." and then proceeded, in my living room for the next two weeks, to count to one million. He then said "yep, another libtard destroyed" and then curbstomped my kid.

HOOLLYYY **** i just fall of chair! simply le epic so ebin le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhalexP upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you! tips fedorale any1 ath‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬iest? LOL EPIC MEMEING /‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬b/ro is this le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 kne BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek toppest of keks le nyancat? hahaha le mayonaise ****ing epic a‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ss meme

Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he'd give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 😫💦💕 1 cummy💦, 2 cummy💦💦, 3 cummy💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘daddy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a ♥♥♥♥♥! 💟 He makes me feel squishy💗!He makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘He makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

do u think that yoshi gets embarrassed when he poos out eggs in front of mario??? sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha. and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of yoshi pooping an egg while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha. another thing i am wondering is what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Hewwo dis ish teh FBI, Furry Bulge Inspection agency, coming to awwest u for poswession of an iwwegally big bulgie uwu. Now I will inspwect u.

sniffs and notices ur bulge owo wats dis squeezie ur bulgie uwu ish sho juicy and big owo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFCdKv9KvVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkqlstn1Mk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUXFy1Qhc5A

you have been visited by trumpet skelton of the abyss
good bones and calcium will come to you
but only if you comment 'thank mr skeltal'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHoVqI5ZopE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xepsYJzqy-s&list=UUN5xN8gIljvWYnsj06V8WbQ&index=4

nice picture

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how could you

farat

and i say to myself, what a wonderful world

gotta cook up some more screen shots

i found a hilarious picture on tumbr instead of waiting to show you when i get home look at my new proflie picture hahahahah

>:[

toooot C: