Boo

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm aus Ägypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
Dann schni-,schna-,schnappte ich mich frei

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

If I can 🔫 prove that I never ❌🙅touched 🖐 my balls 💦⚪ do you🧍promise 👍🤞 not 😫 to 💦💦 tell another 🏊👊 soul what you 😍 saw👀? no one 🤓 else 👥 was in the room 🚹😈 when 💕 it 👸 happened… 🤔 is 🤚 that a yes? ✔✅

[Verse 1]
I wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time
Stare at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
And when they ask me how I'm doing
I say, "I'm just fine"
But the fact is
I can never get off of my mattress
And all that they can ask is
"Why are you so sad, kid?" (Why are you so sad, kid?)

It is physically impossible to simp for pokimane
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre ♥♥♥♥♥, but pokimane’s ♥♥♥♥♥ is a goddess ♥♥♥♥♥, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to pokimane because I know that it’s not simping. Poki if you see this I love you please text me back.

*discord crashes*

discord users: hey discord your app's down

*discord gets fixed*

discord: sorry discord-ers 😔😔😔we were too busy GAMING 🎮🎮with our CODE MONKEYS 🙈🙉🙊at the GAMER LAB 🧪🎮and we POOPOO FARTED 😲😲💩😭it wasnt very epic of us😳now back to PWNING NOOBS😆😆😆