"i feel the bones of my ass literally getting chipped away by the hard floor
IT IS EXCRUITATING
like imagine trying to dodge read someone right
while a cactus is 9 inches up you anal cavity
it's hard right?
Yeah that's what im going through
because my brother came over
so he's using my bed
im going on that bed
now
he's going to sleep on the floor today
My ass can't take it anymore"

-Inzy, 12/04/2023, 2:36

"i cut your face ok
i am terrosrist bro
i would kill you"

-Janking, 11/01/2022, 07:00

"i mean
listen me ok
im crazy ok
but one
day
i will appear at bcx ye
under another name
and win
and when i won
on stage
i will say im janking lets ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ go
and that will be booom
u know XD
gameover
😉
hahahahha omg"

-Janking, 14/07/2022, 20:52

"when bcx final
opponent
have big heart attack
and parents
are crying in the crowd
we go for big taunt
and ♥♥♥♥ this guys 3 stock
ahhaha omg letsgooo
;)(("

-Janking, 14/07/2022, 20:54

"i would lick the sweat off her pecks"

-anton, 16/04/2023. 14:16

"mm godly
win 3-0 because im bestmated"

-kebab_shop_hunter_43, 09/04/2023, 17:17

"me, a 2400+ lance main telling everyone in stream that lance is op and they can't disagree cuz they all suck a lot more than me: 😃😃😃😃😃😃"

-DeniaL, 29/04/2023, 22:40

"I cant wait for the death threat that comes if you win this
my entire family gets carpet bombed by israel or something
I can just tell
from the way hes unleashing the dsig on axe and the recoveries on lance, he is PISSED
OH NO
im going to get @ed in a server
or have no home to return to when israel bombs it"

-Omni, 02/04/2023, 16:23

"rean do you aspire to be janking
i beat him in tournament once
people that were in vc with him said he cried lol"

-PreciesMaurice, 06/02/2023, 8:51

"rean
do u like me
also what are your thoughts on pedophiles?"

-Sauce, 27/4/2022, 15:58

"Stupids idiont
Big fighta kid thinks he’s back on the pardy
Israel say ♥♥♥♥ u
Sand eatorrr"
-𒐫﷽𒈙﷽𒐫﷽𒐫﷽𒈙﷽𒐫﷽𒐫﷽𒈙﷽𒐫﷽𒐫﷽𒈙, 24/02/2023, 19:47

"kill yourself ♥♥♥♥♥♥
youre a waste of oxygen you piece of ♥♥♥♥
go hang yourself
you bm after barely winning and try to talk ♥♥♥♥ but instantly leave cause youre a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥
hope you get shot in the street like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ degenerate you are"
-guppy, 29/06/2019, 18:25

"dont need a carry noob
i could have played with a few diamonds
i disagreed unlike you ♥♥♥♥♥
you would suck ♥♥♥♥ to get the help you loser
ye bit-ch now piss off loser"

-Alva, 06/08/2022, 16:05

"Give me 2 seconds and I'll left right goodnight you into the ground you animal.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FFFFREEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAK"

-Cal4d2, 17/05/2023, 15:38

"my mother tell me bedti me story yesterday
she say there was man named abdul who had 12 cockroaches tap dancing on his dusty back
i say "mother ur scaring me"
she crawl of room and shut door
i never sleep since"

-Israel, 09/01/2023, 12:13

"everytime i see you, you beg for autantion, for friends.
simply says, you proper dont have any.
aya, you make it so easy to win ya.
you cant even defend yourself.
ya know, I know what you try.
and it doesnt work.
because you know that you have nobody except a few people who use you for there own benefit.
your alone and sad, i just hope you simply kill yourself instead of this ♥♥♥♥ here.
and I do behave well, unlike you pathetic idiot.
you will never find anyone like that.
i will gladly watch while you get used by others for your stupidity.
and wehn that happens you may think about my words.
pathetic idiot."

-Alva, 10/01/2023, 14:00

"Never call my clan pandance again
We aint clowns
We aint dancing
U wann fight
Dawaj kame"

-Mayuri, Ex leader of Pandace, 11/03/2022, 22:53

"hes an african monkey
called muhammed
****ing terrorist
****ing ******s
actual ***gots"

-uiibs, 07/05/2023, 15:29

"U know
When i was 15 ye
I told everybody i go be progamer in brawlhalla hahahahaha
;^)
7byears ago
In school
I told teacher ♥♥♥♥ u
I go progamer
Ahhahaahhahaahhaha ;^)
Every weekend ye
When there was a tourney
I told ma parents yooo i got that this time i got it
And after the day ye
I felt empty and cried
Cause i always faildd u know
But it made me strong
Nothing can break me
Ma power always comes back"

-Janking, 14/07/2022, 23:15

"sorry if I sounded racist btw its because I am"

-Inzy, 04/06/2023, 23:33

"i dont care famaly
i dont care ma life
bcx is life
then i can end my life
♥♥♥♥ it
thts all i need
i was bron to win bcx
good night br
tomorrow morning
i wake up and go for a run
then i go brawl"

-Janking, 08/06/2023, 08:17

"im actually so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bro
i got recommended a clip of that adventures with superman show
watched a clip
and now ive got tomboys being recommeneded to me in my youtube feed
oh i can click dont recommend
LETS GOOOOOO
HAHAHAHHAHA"

-Inzy, 18/08/2023, 14:38

"Did i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seee
Geforce rtx
4080????
naaa
Rean
I know where u live
Its over
Its ggs
Im gonna take ur last stock irl"
-Kai, 18/08/2023, 15:07

"Bro really has his elo in „about me“ and calls others a ♥♥♥♥♥ hahaha"
-Mayuri, 23/03/2023, 19:43

"understand that dact
is irrelevant
life is bothing
humanity
is nothing
its sole accomplolishment
is giving birth
to you
sandstorm
but rven tjat
might not be the case
you formed out of nothingness
you first found yourself
in the void
then
you spoke
"let there be brawlhalla"
you said
and then it was good
and then
"let there be mordex"
mordex suddenly appeared"

-mub, 03/07/2023, 04:08

"♥♥♥♥ OFF
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CRINGE CANNON
MAN
I'M ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TILTED
WH YU LAUFIGNB
I WILL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESTRY U KNWO
U KNOW THAT?"

-sonicther1pper, 28/02/2024, 22:29

This concludes Volume 2. Here's a freebie for completing it: Paste ¶ in Brawlhalla chat and see what happens :bouncybomb:

For Volume 1, take a look at my profile description.