I don't have UNO so go frick off.

Everyone has UNO dummy, it came free with your fricking Xbox.

I didn't get it, I have the oldest Xbox known to man.

No you don't, I bought mine on day one you fricking lard.

Well, mine didn't have it.

YOU HAVE UNOOOO YOU FRICKING DEEK.

I don't have it you fricking fagguette.

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOO.

I DON'T FRICKING HAVE UNO MOTHER FRICKER.

GO TO IT IN THE ARCADE AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE, YOU DUMB MOTHER FRICKER. IT'S A FRICKING CARD GAME, THEY DON'T EVEN CHARGE PEOPLE FOR IT.

I DON'T HAVE TWO, I DON'T HAVE THREE, I DON'T HAVE FRICKING FOUR, I DON'T HAVE SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, OR ELEVEN.

YOU DON'T KNOW A GOSHDANG THING, IT'S FRICKING UNO, IT'S FREE.

I DON'T HAVE UNOOO.

IS THIS GOING ON YOUTUBE?