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I legitally dont know what all those review sites are talking about...
There are to many creep scenes where you cannot to anything - there a maybe three, but there are always voicelines to experience more of the story.
The game is way shorter there is nothing to do.. Yeah dah if you rush the ♥♥♥♥ out of it?! I would say Hellblade 1 and 2 are of the same lenght. And if you are not like me who searches each corner the first playthrough you can easily play it twice to get all the collectables.
I dont need to talk about the graphics I guess, if you have a powerful rig and can max everything its just amazing.

What the hell am I doing here? I'd better learn how the damn parry mechanic works
and you should not read these reviews - instead just buy it and learn to parry

das game ist so abgrundtief scuffed... alle games die wir in 2h gespielt haben waren so stuuuupid (wohl bemerkt war die hälfte davon mit remote play together nicht spielbar weil man immer sieht was der andere macht... mega lul)

"Entweder Oder"-Game:
bruder what? bis heute nicht verstanden wie das game funktioniert, also in der theorie schon aber hier, bekommt derjenige den punkt der den Buzzer zu letzt gehittet hat (sprich man muss die ganze zeit buzzern sonst verliert man)? manchmal aber auch nicht sonder da wird random dann das andere ausgewählt obwohl man da nie drauf gedrückt hat - bestimmt kein bug sonder nur ein feature... UND warum zum teufel muss ich als spieler1 "A" & "H" drücken und spieler2 "D" & "K" aber in jedem anderem game hat spieler2 seind "WASD" auf "UHJK" Fragen über Fragen... warten wir mal auf das 4. Game - guten Rutsch schonmal!

Pro:
publikum klatscht nicht mehr synchron wie im ersten teil, dafür klatscht es beim spieler2 einfach gar nicht - was gut ist imo

müsst ihr wissen

One part depends heavily on your partner or your own sense of hearing and how competent the other is to tell a direction
I dont want to spoiler.. you will know if you are there 🚂🚂🚂

otherwise pretty nice game for one or two hours

I mean there are more bugs and random errors than in star citizen
probably needs some more development time...

one more undeveloped game in the year 2023

*Edit
some bugs got fixed, BUT the damn ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mission where you need to steal these pictures from an art gallery .... these lasers are GAY

combination of Fallout, Elite Dangerous, NMS
PLUS offical mod support
Bethesda Games and Mods are like Nutella and Butter 😘

BUT yeah a biiigggg BUT, they kinda ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up that game...

I mean you have basically everywhere a damn loading screen.
You want to leave your ship - loading screen.
You want to land - loading screen.
You want to ♥♥♥♥ - loading screen.
you get the point.

dont forget the usual bethesda kind of bugs at launch (like flying npc etc., npc talking to each other for 5 min straight- therefore you cannot accept your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quest) but they will most likley (Bethesda 💀) get fixed overtime

another big one: why the f*** did they not implement DLSS.. I cannot wrap my head around it... it would take like 3 hours and everybody would be happy, but now..


have fun plebs

nice game for wasting hours on hours trying to get a specific world with the required dungeons (I am looking at you Plasma Cutter) - Noice

Let the grind begin... have fun lads

Cons:
Only "Toggle to Sprint"..... Please fix this

Cheers
Stephan

story: amazing MUST play
online: in 2023 probably dead or full with cheaters

I am addicted to slots.. na just kidding roulette is much better YIKES
Happy gambling!

(btw the oculus version is much better)

Cheers
Stephan

ja battlefield 6 halt