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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11.8 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 28 Feb, 2017 @ 11:19am

this is god tier video gaming
my recommended playing settings are as follows:
>2:51am
>dont have a gf
>be under the influence of any neurostimulating drug
>have good headphones
>have volume at 100
>duct tape your eyelids open
>have an electric shock administered to your balls everytime the R is pressed on your keyboard
have fun
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Neon 3 Jul, 2022 @ 10:42am 
I keep my computer at 20% volume and its already fucking loud
LaPusso 4 Mar, 2017 @ 5:41pm 
I understand 100 volume for the music, but there are also gunshots so heeeeeeeeeeeellll no
Negatorin 1 Mar, 2017 @ 4:22pm 
Buying gf
Paradigm 1 Mar, 2017 @ 2:26pm 
Instructions unclear, in prison for rape.