Let it be known on this day at 3:08 P.M. I aquired my most coveted achievement: Master Truck Driver in Trucks and Trailers. As fire and brimstone fall around me, I maneuver the last trailer into place at the gates of the Underworld. I exit the cab of my Scania and fall to the ground. Hades himself is impressed with my ability and proclaims me ruler of the Highway Through Hell.