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Recent reviews by SpeedyFNY

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2 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
361.4 hrs on record (61.7 hrs at review time)
As of 2024, i've been crowned the "Rizzard". This was very simple for someone like me, as I went to Rizzard101, not that lame ass, dog ass, stupid ass, hoe ass, ♥♥♥♥♥ ass, poopy ass, donkey ass, ass ass, man ass, Wizard101!! You been learning how to spell some spells huh? They been teachin me how to rizz up yo ♥♥♥♥♥, that's what they been teachin me cuh. Here, I'll give you some quick examples, so you can maybe rizz up some epic females yourself.

Example 1:
me: "hey girl, ahaha"
girl: "shut the ♥♥♥♥ up"
me: "where my hug at?"

Example 2:
girl: "im boutta get in the shower"
me: "without me?"

Example 3:
me: "lowkey, you a top tier female for a schizophrenic"
girl: "why are you in my house"

now, take these examples, and consider enrolling into rizzard101 like myself...
Posted 26 January, 2023.
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3 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record (7.3 hrs at review time)
this game is super epic, I love playing this game and raging so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hard I literally put a sharpened cup edge to my throat and almost kill myself, but then I get put in a trance by the sexy cup characters and begin playing the game once again only to go through this vicious cycle of love and hate over and over again. Please help, this is a serious message, please someone help get me out of here, I can't do this any longer. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted 28 November, 2019.
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397.6 hrs on record (101.8 hrs at review time)
Wow, 10/10, I really like bumping into cars every match, it's a lot of fun and in the car world, "bumping" is a term for what we humans call, H U M P I N G, and when you demo them, that's when you, well, you know the rest. I also really love tilting my teammates by being so garbage and throwing every single game I play. For instance, when I own goal on purpose to have my own fun, when I kill myself mid game, when I focus on bumping ;) the enemy. I also like to tilt the enemy by popping off and making them want to kill themselves, the best part is when they actually do it, feels really satisfying. Overall very good game, and don't forget to bump and maybe even DEMOLISH your enemies, especially if you have no life outside of your computer screens :) (Update: THIS IS PURE FACTS STILL TO THIS DAY)
Posted 27 December, 2018. Last edited 28 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.1 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've played this game a lot, its really fun. It may make you rage sometimes but then if your with friends they will laugh at you raging, and then when they rage you can laugh back for revenge. Its basically team fortress 2 if it was a golf game but it's way better because you can make your friends rage way more. PLUS you can actually bond with your friends if you help them get to the hole faster by bumping them like a good person but if you dont do it for them they will hate you for the rest of their life and then stop playing Golf with you, or make it into "Golf With Your Enemies" thanks for watching, please like, comment, and subscribe.
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
This game can relieve stress because you can die a lot and watch yourself die after. Pretty fun though, makes you rage.
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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25.4 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
Cluster (you know the rest) Good game btw, it makes you rage till you want to die, but thats whats fun about it.
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1,064.5 hrs on record (80.1 hrs at review time)
Make sure to get a hooker and get a bj, it'll help you out. Don't forget to kill the hooker after so you can get your money back. Then go and kill ppl on the server if your online. Be nice to them while you kill them. I prefer to compliment the person and then shoot them in the head then drive over their corpse because it shows how much i care about them and then they respawn and kill me. It's the circle of life GTAV style.
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
449.0 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I recommend taming all of the dinosaurs and them giving them the succ
Posted 17 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
1.3 hrs on record (0.8 hrs at review time)
hi
Posted 18 January, 2014.
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