Awww! You are a teeny tiny little petite Jazz Boy. You can barely lift your bugles, but that doesn’t stop you from screaming into your trumpet! When you hear the Jazz happen, you get so excited that you clap your tiny little hands together so that they spell out the words “Endless Wet Jazz” in Morse code! You love the sounds of Jazz! The oboes howling “Yorb-yorb-yorb! Yorb-yorb-yorb!” The trumpets weeping “Tursk! Tursk!” These are the sounds you lust for! You love to have Bugle Nightmares every time you go to sleep, and one day, you’ll drown in the Ocean Of Trumpets. You are a Little Jazz Boy. Thanks!

He's gay with everyone, you're not special

+rep fast and nice :)
just the way i like 'em