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ok so prison is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mid af like bro. first off who the ♥♥♥♥ even likes the color orange like seriously so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly literally any other color would have been a good choice but nope ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ orange. second off the food is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awful like seriously youre getting paid by the government and you cant even make a decent ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hamburger? like its ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ america thats what were known for and they still ♥♥♥♥ it up its really impressive. and finally these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keep shanking me like are you serious? you seriously got nothing better to do like get a life or something ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers. anyway i hear the warden coming and im borrowing his pc so ill se

man these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kids are getting on my nerves. i went to the grocery store with my daughter and son and a man walks up to us and goes "i got an amber alert on my phone that matches the exact description of these two children im calling the police" and i told him to ♥♥♥♥ off and kept shopping then the police came in and started harassing me and ♥♥♥♥ and i told them to ♥♥♥♥ off im shopping with my kids and they arrested me and took my kids and as they were taking me away my stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a daughter said "wow daddy since mommy divorced you youve been hanging out with the police alot" stupid piece of ♥♥♥♥. anyway im going to court tomorrow and the evidence against me is utterly stacked, are you gonna be able to pay my bail? i bought you gum that one time remember? anyway thanks ill see you at the jail.

god i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate amazon, like seriously what the ♥♥♥♥. all i did was order some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chips and they sent me a message saying that my package was lost because their stupid ass trucker driver crashed on the icy roads. like seriously what the ♥♥♥♥ are you kidding me? they probably dont even teach their ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drivers how to drive or anything just strap them in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jeff bezos must of been in walmart and saw 6 year old jimmy with one of those shopping carts with the fake steering wheels and said "hey would you like to work for me?" come the ♥♥♥♥ on. amazon needs one of their drivers to personally escort jeff bezos to hell. ♥♥♥♥ amazon

yo so my other friend dropped me off some gfuel and i didnt think id like it so i tried it and i really liked it and now im drinking gfuel everyday but my ♥♥♥♥♥ wife told me that i start breaking stuff when i drink it and i was like "no i dont" and she told me she was going to divorce me if i kept drinking it and i drank another one today and she found out because my stupid ass son told her and shes filing the divorce papers right now and ill probably lose everything so can i crash at your place for a couple of days? oh yeah and i need a ride because i broke the steering wheel in my car

so i went to the cashier at the store and they told me to pay and i was kinda confused and they started getting mad at me and i was like ok but how am i going to pay i dont have money and they said use a credit card and i was like thats literally a scam why would i give you my credit card and they kicked me out and i got really upset so i stole one of their shopping carts do u want it?