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Nigerian Prince Alyusi Islassis

Blarney, Cork, Ireland

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56 Leaf Clover

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Timing and Luck are everything. Fortune favors the bold. Rejection is a natural part of life. At least one door always opens. Good ideas come to you. Learning from frequent failures causes success to sprawl

Best luck, let the good times roll

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"All things end, all things burn to ash. But you, my friend, burn bright." -The Outsider

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL
I am Dr. Bakare Tunde, the cousin of Nigerian Astronaut, Air Force Major Abacha Tunde. He was the first African in space when he made a secret flight to the Salyut 6 space station in 1979. He was on a later Soviet spaceflight, Soyuz T-16Z to the secret Soviet military space station Salyut 8T in 1989. He was stranded there in 1990 when the Soviet Union was dissolved. His other Soviet crew members returned to earth on the Soyuz T-16Z, but his place was taken up by return cargo. There have been occasional Progrez supply flights to keep him going since that time. He is in good humor, but wants to come home.

In the 14-years since he has been on the station, he has accumulated flight pay and interest amounting to almost $ 15,000,000 American Dollars. This is held in a trust at the Lagos National Savings and Trust Association. If we can obtain access to this money, we can place a down payment with the Russian Space Authorities for a Soyuz return flight to bring him back to Earth. I am told this will cost $ 3,000,000 American Dollars. In order to access the his trust fund we need your assistance.

Consequently, my colleagues and I are willing to transfer the total amount to your account or subsequent disbursement, since we as civil servants are prohibited by the Code of Conduct Bureau (Civil Service Laws) from opening and/ or operating foreign accounts in our names.

Needless to say, the trust reposed on you at this juncture is enormous. In return, we have agreed to offer you 20 percent of the transferred sum, while 10 percent shall be set aside for incidental expenses (internal and external) between the parties in the course of the transaction. You will be mandated to remit the balance 70 percent to other accounts in due course.

Favourite music artist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_jomXhjUjI

"Always SAY LESS THAN NECESSARY" -R.G.
"Only GENEROUS SOULS will ATTAIN GREATNESS" -R.G.
"RECOGNIZE the FORTUNATE so that you may CHOOSE THEIR COMPANY" -R.G.
"DOWNPLAY your INTELLIGENCE AT ALL TIMES" -R.G.
"Tailor your WORDS to what you know will ENTICE and SEDUCE OTHERS" -R.G.
"ASK for the MOON and you will be SURPRISED HOW OFTEN YOU GET IT" -R.G.
"GIVE PEOPLE OPTIONS that COME OUT in YOUR FAVOUR WHICHEVER THEY CHOOSE" -R.G.
"YOU must be a SOURCE OF PLEASURE for those around you--and PLEASURE comes from PLAYING TO PEOPLE'S FANTASIES" -R,G.
"Master the ART OF TIMING" -R.G.
"The MORE INTEREST YOU SHOW, the MORE YOU REPEL YOUR OBJECT OF DESIRE" -R.G.
"YOU HAVE TO REALIZE that NOTHING in the social realm, and in the game of power, IS PERSONAL" -R.G.
"Make POWER YOUR GOAL and MONEY WILL FIND ITS WAY TO YOU" -R.G.
"SELF-INTEREST is the STRONGEST MOTIVE OF ALL: it secures the deal" -R.G.
"It is smart to OCCASIONALLY DISPLAY DEFECTS [...] in order to DEFLECT ENVY and APPEAR more HUMAN and APPROACHABLE" -R.G.
"The MASTER OF POWER UNDERSTANDS that the APPEARANCE OF SUPERIORITY over others is INCONSEQUENTIAL NEXT TO THE REALITY OF IT" -R.G.
"EMPHASIZE HOW LUCKY YOU HAVE BEEN" -R.G.
"GOOD LUCK is MORE DANGEROUS THAN BAD LUCK. BAD LUCK teaches valuable LESSONS about PATIENCE, TIMING, and the need to be PREPARED FOR THE WORST. [In VICTORY, LEARN WHEN TO STOP]" -R.G.
"Belief in momentum will only make you emotional, less prone to act strategically, and more apt to repeat the same methods. LEAVE MOMENTUM for those WHO HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO RELY ON" -R.G.
"ACCEPT the FACT that NOTHING IS CERTAIN" -R.G.
"POWER comes from the RAPIDITY with which YOU CAN CHANGE" -R.G.
"Keep in mind the following: the MORE ACTIVE OUR IMAGINATION BECOMES, the GREATER THE PLEASURE WE DERIVE FROM IT" -R.G.
"In either direction, when WE SEE PEOPLE or things ARE DESIRED BY OTHERS, it DRIVES UP THEIR VALUE. You must LEARN HOW TO EXPLOIT THIS" -R.G.
"Remember: It is NOT POSSESSION BUT DESIRE that SECRETLY COMPELS PEOPLE. Keep WITHDRAWING, SURPRISING, and STIMULATING the CHASE. As LONG as you do, you have the POWER" -R.G.
"It is ALWAYS BETTER TO PRAISE people for their EFFORT NOT THEIR TALENT" -R.G.
"YOU HAVE WELLSPRINGS of ENERGY and HEALTH you have YET TO TAP INTO" -R.G.
"You must ACCEPT DIVERSITY and the FACT THAT PEOPLE ARE WHAT THEY ARE" -R.G.
"Every SAINT has a PAST, and every SINNER a FUTURE" -Oscar Wilde
"If you want to TELL PEOPLE THE TRUTH, you'd BETTER MAKE THEM LAUGH OR THEY'LL KILL YOU" -George Bernard Shaw
"You never know what WORSE LUCK your BAD LUCK has SAVED YOU from" -Cormac McCarthy

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Mass Effect 2 (2010)

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Playing this game filled me with a sense of nostalgia even though I never played it much before. The soundtrack, story, crew, everything is perfect. If there was one game I felt most immersed in and feel like the main character and I would be similar, it would be Mass Effect 2. A "have to play" on my list. Same developers of Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II, another "have to play" on my list

The game is so good it's a decade old and there's ~360 people playing it right now

"We'll bang, ok?"

R.I.P. Saki Kaska, you were a skilled composer and I hope you are rocking it out up there in heaven

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Middle-earth™: Shadow of War™

58 Hours played

This game is perfect to me, here's why:

After I had gotten the ability to recruit enemy captains, I saw there was an achievement to shame an Assassin Captain until they become deranged. I attempted this with one called Dûsh. The second time I saw him, his title was rebranded to "Dûsh the Shamed" and he told me how terrible his life was now and how all the other Orcs were laughing at him, after which I fought him and shamed him again. The next time I saw him he became "Dûsh the Unshamed" and told me how he reveled in the title and embraced it and Orcs respected him more, he became even more powerful than he was at first, and I got a sense of comradery and respect for Dûsh. I chose to shame him again.

The next time I saw Dûsh the achievement I desired popped up, except this time Dûsh wasn't speaking anymore, he was just making noises that sounded like a cartoon airplane stalling in the air (which made me laugh everytime I heard them, though now I realize they may have been his way of expressing his suffering). This is when I recruited him to be one of my captains. After some short time, he betrayed me. I had it coming. I deserved it. I thought I'd be able to recruit him again, except this time he had Iron Will, which meant he was unrecruitable and couldn't be friendly ever again. It was either I shame him again, or him and I fight to the death. Not being able to repeat the same mistake I made already, I thought to myself "So this is it, old friend" and fought him. I won. Defeating him gave me a very powerful legendary although the price was far from worth it. I just wanted Dûsh back.

All of this isn't part of the game's story, it's unscripted, it's made up from randomly generated logic-branches of code that is nearly guaranteed to be impossible to get for anyone else, let alone my other playthroughs. The story Dûsh and I shared is special, it's our story. I'm sorry it had to come to this, Dûsh. Forgive me, old friend

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