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I know that this isn't a very 'good' game, per say, but in general my idiot cousin is interested. He's 26 and partially lacks functionality. Sort of a 'useful idiot' in laymen's terms. You can get him to dig holes, or any other form of manual labor but were you to hand him a pencil for a game of tic-tac-toe, he would be at a major loss.
That said, he keeps showing interest in this game. I think he loves the melted plastics aesthetic, and the cynical overarching narrative. Not that he understands either, as he is a dullard.
That said, he does enjoy games that are primarily not very good or interesting, and this seems to be completely absorbing his attention. Do you guys recommend this game for an imbecile that lacks basic motor skills outside of swinging blunt objects at other blunt objects so their impact generates some desirable outcome - like driving a fence post into the semi-damp Earth ? ? ?
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