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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 7.6 hrs on record (1.8 hrs at review time)
Posted: 19 Aug, 2017 @ 5:22am

Early Access Review
Easiest way to earn PTSD

-Be Me, Squad pinned down behind burning helicopter
-Enemy Marksman mercilessly picking off my squadmates one by one
-Its just me and one of my squadmates left
-He gets shot in the upperchest i hear him scream and drop to the floor
-He is begging me to give him my syringe
-Im pinned down, enemies closing in
-I watch him bleed out while he is begging me for help
-I hear enemies talking near me
-Scream at them something about them killing my family
-Pull out grenade, yank that pin out faster than ive ever done anything else in my life
-Laugh as i hear one of them scream GRENADE!
-Die a hero
-3 Enemies were killed in the blast

10/10 game would love to catch PTSD and kill myself again.
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11 Comments
Parzival 14 Sep, 2017 @ 10:53am 
every match XD
Kongha 13 Sep, 2017 @ 4:36am 
@Slottin'Floppies
oh some bigotry from this special kind of snowflake male that are so vocal with their feelings.
Snail 5 Sep, 2017 @ 1:44am 
Empathy KING, maybe they'll use this review as a trigger warning.
Wh00t 4 Sep, 2017 @ 2:58pm 
Write a book dude.
Empathy KING 4 Sep, 2017 @ 8:15am 
As someone who knows several friends that have PTSD... This is a slap in the face to them and all of the other brave soldiers who have fought to defend your freedom
Empathy KING 4 Sep, 2017 @ 8:13am 
Will you people please stop the "timeline" reviews... PLEASE...
Snail 26 Aug, 2017 @ 7:58pm 
You also dont "earn" ptsd from playing a video game, god you must be fun at parties.
Valinov 26 Aug, 2017 @ 12:59pm 
You don't "earn PTSD" faggot.
Snail 21 Aug, 2017 @ 1:27am 
Thankyou. but it was very traumatic for me.
Snuck 20 Aug, 2017 @ 2:15pm 
Fucking Heroic. Nuff said