Salami lizard
do not resuscitate   United States
 
 
I am a soft Islamic sausage bagle which survived the holocaust. it just so appears that i may have killed Hitler with my erect fascist meat log. if I have happened to have blessed you and/or your profile with my words of wisdom then, you are welcome... if not then you are a cuck that is too busy sucking off every guy you come across and also you probably don't swallow. i can't talk to someone who doesn't swallow. "spitters are quitter" -My Dad, when I was 13.
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Comments
SHEEPISH SUPERCHASE 7 Feb, 2019 @ 2:00am 
yikes, Super gay, but pretty cool dood. :P
EjP 1 May, 2017 @ 11:41pm 
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Salami lizard 1 May, 2017 @ 9:50pm 
(+rep) really nice, enjoys long walks on the beach and has a GAINT penis, just kidding it is so so small