Recent reviews by Slav Raccoon

Jan I hate your guts for buying me this

This game changed my life. Before I was a hugless virgin, I couldn't even imagine sex I was that much of a virgin. But then I downloaded this game. The second this game finished downloading there was a 10/10 girl on my door. I booted the game up and I heard a stampede comming closer. After an hour my castle was sieged by an army of women. I now have sex 27 times a day, am responsible for creating another species and have over 10000 bastards. Thankfuly this game has made me a trilionare so I can pay child support. 10/10 would play again

This game gave me depression

Gathering nodes in my area
See naked
Let naked walk up to me, spare him
A little kid with a hardcore russian accent
Fast foward 20 minutes
Russian kid sees me again
Asks me if I want some sulfur
"Sure"
Tells me to follow him
I follow him
See his base
1x2 with no airlock
His door is wood
Its all open
I shoot the kid, downing him
I tell my german buddy to bring a flamethrower
I destroy his sleeping bag and take all of his loot
Danish buddy wants to play with us
"You want a stone base?"
"Sure"
We burn down his open door and place our own
We give it to our danish buddy
Never saw that kid again

Some random ♥♥♥♥ burned down my village so I burrned down his country

Ever wanted to make the holocaust look like a joke? Well now you can!

>kill my brother for his land
>marry my sister to keep the bloodline pure
>go home and play crusader kings

don't

Do you want to move fast, look at ass and grind in mass? Play this game now!