Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
I swear all this chat ever does is pick the one idiot with the lowest IQ and copy whatever that brain dead moron types.
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He wanted to come in my dorm and next thing I know he's sitting on my couch with me and my ♥♥♥♥ is in his mouth. It felt so good that I accidentally came really quickly and he kept sucking and I came a 2nd time immediately after. I was still hard and horny and ended up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ his ass on the couch and came in the condom I wore. He left shortly after but my post nut shamehit me really hard. I'm really not into dudes I just think he has an ass like a girl and I'm hornier than I have been in my whole life.

He keeps looking at me with a sly smile whenever I see him and it's awkward. What do I do now?

Hey there, fellow fur-tastic friend! Just dropping by to say your Steam profile is absolutely paw-some! Your gaming prowess and furry spirit make for a tail-riffic combo. It's clear you've got the paws-ibility to conquer any virtual world with style and grace. May your gaming adventures be filled with endless fun, and may your fursona shine brightly in every pixelated realm. Keep on gaming, keep on roaring, and remember to always unleash your inner beast in the most fur-bulous way possible! Stay furr-tastic

+rep made a funny joke about poop

Merry christmas.

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Discord and steam. you know how hard it are to find guys who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little chat cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play Mount&Blade:Warband with me (Im a Swadian Knight, so I can carry my little prince if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to play Siege wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you my Warhorse as little gift. you like Napoleonic wars? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my Synthwave Music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even boyfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)