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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:39am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:10am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:22pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:42am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:11am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:13am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:25am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:35am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 2:11am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 3:14am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:10am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:30am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 7:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:04am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:09am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:34am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:08am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:23am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:33am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:15am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:59am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:45am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:01pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:17am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 9:01am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 11:41am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:13am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 1:42pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 11:28am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 10:40am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 3:00pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 11:18am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:29am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:37am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:12am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 2:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:06am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:55am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:37pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:20am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:02am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:13am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 3:28am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 3:03pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:05pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:53am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 10:53am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:23am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:31am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:37am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:01am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:59am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 3:10pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 9:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:38am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 11:42am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:46am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:36am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 9:09am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:15am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:41am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:03am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:24am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 8:38am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:34am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:19am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:11am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:29am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:59am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 3:31am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:07am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:45am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:35pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:46pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 5:18am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 1:33am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:48am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 6:40am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:18am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 7:18am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:28am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:48am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 8:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:05am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 10:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:00pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:06am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:54am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:24am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:45am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:43am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:55am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2022 @ 12:41am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:23am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:51am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:09pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:47am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:43am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:42am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:02am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:20am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:11am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:10am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:39am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:22am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 9:33am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 7:30am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:35am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:10am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:25am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:16am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 1:41am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:11am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:14am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:30am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:02am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 12:51pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 6:46am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:13am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2022 @ 2:15am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 11:58pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:02am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:32am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:46am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:03am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:11am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:05am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:42am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:47am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:49am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:52pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 5:51am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 6:32am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 8:32am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 2:46pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 10:36am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:47am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Apr @ 1:08pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 9:14am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:12am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:16am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 6:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:55am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:25am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:59am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:54am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:05pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:43pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 8:42am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:32am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:58am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:35am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:38pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:37pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 12:41pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:19am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 2:30am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2022 @ 7:13am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 4:48am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2022 @ 10:19am

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 4:32am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:11pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 8:09am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:46am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:20pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:35am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2022 @ 6:13am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:07am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:39am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:53am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:44am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 10:52am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:26am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:07am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:38am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:26pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:07am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:59am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:01am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:04am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:45am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:57am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 8:27am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:04am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:58am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:10am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 11:15am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 3:04pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:08am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:41am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:47pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:13pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 6:35am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 9:25am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 12:48am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 2:42am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 7:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2022 @ 1:01pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2022 @ 2:06pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2022 @ 8:54am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 2:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:48am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 8:41am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 10:19am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:21am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Oct, 2022 @ 10:44am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2023 @ 7:46am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 May, 2023 @ 11:24am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:47am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:51am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:58pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:59am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2022 @ 3:01pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:39am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:47am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:40pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:17pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:01pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 12:37am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:29pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:09am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 1:49am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:35am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 5 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:13am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:50am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:57am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:22am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Aug, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 5:52am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:12am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:44am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Jul, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:43am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 10:51am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 2:00pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 5:00am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2022 @ 1:23pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:27am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 5:09am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 28 Aug, 2022 @ 7:20am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:09am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:18am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 4:06am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2022 @ 4:52am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 20 Aug, 2022 @ 3:05pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 10:20am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2022 @ 2:46am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:21am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 8:26am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2022 @ 10:21am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:08am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 3:58am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:15am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:00am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:37am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 12:04pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 6:21am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 1:44am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:18am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 7:18am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:09pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 9:27am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:32pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 7:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:56am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 2:34pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 7:38am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 4:18am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2022 @ 9:01am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2022 @ 11:01am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 11:33am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:27am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Jul, 2023 @ 7:34am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 5:54am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 4:08am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 2:02pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2022 @ 1:50pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2022 @ 1:18pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 2:09am

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2022 @ 1:21pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 8:13am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:17pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:23am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:59am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:39am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:30am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 6:25am

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 8 Aug, 2023 @ 2:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:23am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:54am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:33am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 3:09pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:50am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 9:59am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 6:09am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 1:39pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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