Excuse me sir or ma'am

but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!

I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the picture--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's just a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Sa-mi iei caru la trântă

Ain't no time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥,Only chase my liqueur,I don't want your ♥♥♥♥♥ ,I just want your sister,Got me in her guts,Bust it like a swisher,Trynna take my shine,You aint in the picture,Smoke like it's my last,Drink til I throw up, Pour another shot,Tell your ♥♥♥♥♥ roll up,Cooling with a G,You know how it Be (B),Said he'll catch me lacking,Boy I wanna see (C),Got her playing D,Cuz she wanna F,Told me issa snack I ate it from the back,I ain't with the games,Don't play me I aint stupid,I ain't with the love,Girl my name aint cupid,Let me hit it once,Hit it like a bong,♥♥♥♥ you to the beat,Bet you sing along,Tell lil mama,I could never do you wrong,She down for the count,Because my money long.

-rep stepka.26 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ noob!

Atat de lipsit de haz, atat de sec. Ti se pare amuzant, nu? Cand ai postat imi imaginez ca te gandeai ca o sa innebuneasca clanul, ca o sa radem pana o sa ne cacam pe noi. Nu devin agresiv la orice dar am alergie la lucruri idioate lipsite de haz dar care sunt facute cu scopul de a fi funny. Nu e nimic overly pretentious in aceasta gluma si nimic greu de inteles. E pur si simplu stupid, ridicol de stupid. E aproape jignitor de stupid. E ceva ce amuza doar un retardat mintal sau un om cu un simt al umorului extrem de simplu.

Tell you what, iesi pe strada si povesteste glumita asta sa vezi cata lume rade. Iti iei si bataie la un moment dat. E ceva atipic in postarea ta? E un umor atat de fin ca a trecut neobservat de simtul meu de ignorant si nepregatit in arta hazului? Sunt avocatul integritatii mele psihice iar postarea asta e atat de cretina, lipsita de haz, ascunsa sub un comic penibil incat am luat cancer. M-am simtit nevoit sa postez ce aveam de spus pentru ca mi-am irosit timp din viata. Dar aia e. Sa iti fie rusine cu postarea asta obosita