:
1. Money
2. Time
3. Love

:
1. Arthritis
2. Rage
3. Hatred of Russians, Spanish and Russians
4. Broken keyboard
5. Broken mouse
6. 9/10 ready
7. Server crashes
8. teammates
9. Competitive matches
10. "Ez Pz" spam
11. Multilingual cursing - I guess this is a good thing?
12. Lag
13. Cheaters
14. 64 tick servers
15. Cancer

:
-Silver 1 ✔
-Silver 2 ✔
-Silver 3 ✔
-Silver 4 ✔
-Silver Eltie ✔
-Silver Elite Master ✔
-Gold Nova 1 ✔
-Gold Nova 2 ✔
-Gold Nova 3 ✔
-Gold Nova Master ✔
-Master Guardian 1 ✔
-Master Guardian 2 ✔
-Master Guardian Elite ✘
-Distinguished Master Guardian ✘
-Legendary Eagle ✘
-Legendary Eagle Master ✘
-Surprime Master First Class ✘
The Global Elite ✘