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Not Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 45.1 hrs on record
Posted: 15 Dec, 2016 @ 4:33pm
Updated: 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:18pm

Warning, because a comment called me out: light spoilers in this review.

I love Borderlands. I've got 260 hours on BL2, and it's one of my favourite games. I love the combat and the leveling system and the art style and the world and much of the writing. So I did enjoy Pre-Sequel. It was fun. But it has it's problems and it's easily the worst in the series.

The main issue is the writing. Most of the jokes don't seem to land. A lot of the characters are annoying, and not in the jokey way that Claptrap has always been. The main example I would bring up is Janey Springs, who's only two character traits are that she's enthusiastic and gay. Like they really drive it home that she's gay. Like it would be great to have a character that just happens to be gay, or who has some interesting plot conflict related to them being gay, but this... it's like it's a punchline. Like she just throws in some line about how obsessed she is with Moxxi, and it's not funny, it's just sort of creepy. No means no, lady.

Then there's also so much standing around waiting for dialogue to finish so you can move on to the next objective. It's tedious. I got to a point where I just turned the dialogue volume to zero and just listened to podcasts instead. The game has much less content than the others, you can pretty easily finish every sidequest, and there's very little opportunity to grind for experience even if you wanted to. Some of the bosses felt a bit unfair and poorly designed if you're playing single player.

It also annoyed me that this game was made. They pawned it off to a lesser studio, and made it a prequel so they could re-use Jack. Jack was a great villain in BL2, and his popularity seems to be the whole reason this game was made. Just more cashing in on that character. I don't like the idea of going back just so they can use a dead villain, but the least they could have done is make the story make sense. Jack goes from wannabe hero to a complete lunatic on a dime, with no real progression. When we finally see why he has the mask, it just ends up being Lilith saying she's going to kill him, punching him in the face and leaving. Why? Why would she leave? Why didn't she kill him? WHY WASN'T LILITH A BOSS FIGHT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO COOL. Very disappointing.

BUT, it is Borderlands. The same core combat system. It's the same kind of loot drops. The things they added are mostly nice. The oxygen management is a bit annoying, but flying around with air jets is a lot of fun. I really love that the player characters talk, and I hope they bring that back in BL3. The new characters have really cool abilities, and I hope I will see some of them again in later entries (the ones that aren't dead at least).

So basically, if you already love Borderlands this is probably worth picking up, dispite it's disappointments. But this is a really bad introduction to the series and the weakest of the three, and I'm giving it a non-recommendation for that reason.

Edit Jan 5: Fixed some typos.
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12 Comments
Simon_says 23 Apr, 2022 @ 10:26pm 
Why are you so mad about a steam review I wrote six years ago
kalimaman 23 Apr, 2022 @ 2:47am 
ok so because of the age of your review, all your points are invalid then?
Simon_says 21 Apr, 2022 @ 10:19pm 
Why are you so mad about a steam review I wrote six years ago
kalimaman 21 Apr, 2022 @ 12:09pm 
its called pre sequel for a reason. its supposed to explain events that happend in another game. is that clear enough for you? plus you got 45 hours so you got your moneys worth.
Simon_says 5 Jan, 2017 @ 4:20pm 
I'm glad it was helpful, thanks for your comment! As a BL2 fan, I would think of pre-sequel as a mediocre but extensive fan mod. The core mechanics are there, but it's not made by the experts.
Fake Empire 5 Jan, 2017 @ 3:25pm 
It's always nice to read something on the internet that is neither flaming nor fanboying, but actually very profound. Being a huge fan of BL2 myself, I will probably skip this one thanks to this review.
Simon_says 3 Jan, 2017 @ 4:53am 
Well this one was doomed from the start, since it was thrown to another studio and designed around cashing in on Jack. I'm still really excited for any announcement of Borderlands 3. The ending of 2 indicated that we would be leaving Pandora and exploring other planets, which is such a great excuse for expanding the gameplay. Aircrafts and spaceships and new creatures to fight.

One of Bordlerland's biggest strengths (and Pre-Sequel's biggest weakness) tends to be the writing though, so they need that back. Get some good comedy writers and some good sci-fi writers, throw them in a room together with all the existing lore and something good should come out of it.
Steve-O 2 Jan, 2017 @ 1:23pm 
Thank you for your review. I enjoyed it. If you were to improve this game, or future iterations of these games, what would you do that would depart from what you disliked about this game?
CrapAttackah 1 Jan, 2017 @ 12:06pm 
Athena at the beginning of the game: "Handsome Jack was a hero."
Athena at the end of the game: "Someone just tried to assassinate 'my hero'? Better not kill them!"
Kyrzet 22 Dec, 2016 @ 5:25pm 
By and large, I suppose you were. Still, people might not know that Lilith appears in the game, let alone that she punches him in the face (and that's why the mask is worn), esepcially since you spend a good while with her "on your team."