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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record
It's got some interesting concepts but ultimately just boils down to dumb luck most runs. It's getting a negative review though because of some of the level layouts. Like spikes under the red/blue water. And the potions. The only runs I've enjoyed I caved and resorted to checking the wiki so I wasn't drinking potions of illness and hate every 2 steps.
Posted 20 January.
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2 people found this review helpful
96.5 hrs on record (77.6 hrs at review time)
Fun game but this nonsense of having powerup indicators that lead to powerups that don't exist is killing my desire to play. I love trekking a few hundred paces for nothing, or having 5 hand pickup indicators on my screen that all lead to lies.
Posted 7 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
21.5 hrs on record (20.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Tried to come back to it but there's an incredibly irritating flickering effect. Couldn't make it through the tutorial without it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with my eyes.

Tried various settings and nothing seemed to work.
Posted 24 October, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
10.1 hrs on record (9.6 hrs at review time)
Was a neat concept but devs gave up on it ages ago. If you want to play it pick it up during a sale, and know that devs can't be trusted as far as you could throw them. Even with a catapult.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
25.0 hrs on record
3D Realms can go to hell.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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224.4 hrs on record (174.2 hrs at review time)
Decent time sink but they hate replayability for some reason. Unfortunately this was better near it's initial release.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
482.3 hrs on record (436.1 hrs at review time)
Decent way to kill time, but the player base is retarded. Fortunately Bosco isn't.
Posted 4 August, 2024.
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59.7 hrs on record (51.8 hrs at review time)
Cultic is a fantastic game. However I've now had a bug occur on 3 seperate attempts to beat my own personal best on survival mode that prevent you from hitting anything from the waist up. Ruining attempts that take hours.

Edit: Beta branch does seem to fix it so back to positive.
Posted 31 May, 2024. Last edited 5 September, 2024.
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1,710.7 hrs on record (1,453.5 hrs at review time)
A meth head can write better code at this point. They couldn't fix a damn thing to save their lives, and every update just breaks something.
Posted 21 May, 2024. Last edited 13 February.
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4 people found this review helpful
21.1 hrs on record
The curses ruined it for me.
Posted 15 December, 2023.
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