GAME RATING — 9/10 (SUPERB!)

• Story & Lore. = A+
  
• Graphics & Optimization. = A+
  
• DLC Expansions. = A+
  
• Voice Acting. = A+
  
• Content. = A+
  
• Replay Value. = A+

My Story.

I GOT SAVED FROM DEATH AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DIDN'T BRING YOU WITH ME TO MORDOR.

I specifically ordered Theodore, my captain, to stand-down and let me die with dignity if the time came. Did he listen? No. Instead, he came, to my surprise, and decapitated "Az-Hatt"(Pronounced: "Ass-HAT"), my orc sparring partner, while we were sparring.

HIS WORDS: "F*ck that, I stepped in because I believe in you and you are "Captain, my captain." to me."

At this point I'm noticeably upset with him, tears rolling down my cheeks, and my voice cracking under the circumstances.

He separated me from mentoring my favorite orc into becoming EXALTED in his community, by way of unceremoniously slaughtering EVERYONE's favorite Tark (yours truly)-----Ultimately, I felt he ruined what could have been the sweetest, world-transcending "Orc-Tark" life-bonding relationship a Tark like me could ever have.

MY WORDS: "I shall never know the the fruits of my labor, because you put the blade of Gondor through his gullet. My name is Inigo Montoya, You killed my Az-Hatt, prepare to die."

42/10 - At least I got to be with Az-Hatt in his final moments... Now, I shall also get to be with Theodore for his final moments...

FINAL VERDICT — "RECOMMENDED."

"The definitive edition is out now and it's always going on sale too. This one is a no-brainer. Absolutely recommended."



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