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Dear Shisting,
Ever since I was a young lad, all I wanted to do was be a beautiful butterbug, but here i am stuck as a pillarworm. Everytime I try to change myself into a butterbug, I get distracted, rub vasoline all over myself, and pretend I am a slug. I suppose I am destined to always be a lonely pillarworm.
Love,
Pillarworms