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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:52am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:29pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 2:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 8:30am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 1:38am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:01am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:10pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:45am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 5:36am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:28am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:28am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:29am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:32am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:10pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:45pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:24am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:00am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 9:57am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 3:08am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:24pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:23am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:23am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:23am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:29am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:52pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 1:41am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:28am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:28am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 4:03pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 3:43pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:29am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:17pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:22am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:33am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 8:30am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:45pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 4:22am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 6:38am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:10pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:40pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:09pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 6:02am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:24am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:35am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 10:36am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 11:33am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 2:07pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 7:13am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 3:55am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:30am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 11:12pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:16am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:16am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:20pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:28pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 3:59pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:27am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:10pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 10:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 12:51pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 6:02am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Aug @ 2:13pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 1:33am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 10:21am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 1:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:00am

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec @ 11:38pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:45pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:04am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:40am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep @ 3:15pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:09am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 11:14am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 11:47am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:57am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 3:41am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 12:33am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 3:11am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 1:01am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:48pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:41am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 8:07am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:20am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 6:48am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep @ 11:34pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 9:38am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 7 Sep @ 10:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:59pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:47am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 1:16pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 11:47pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:18am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:08am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 2:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 7:28am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:11pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:34pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:32am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 8:01am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:04am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:45am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 3:09am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:51am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:39am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 9:14am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 9:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:32am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:11am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:10pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Aug @ 10:16am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:22pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:32pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 6:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 9:12am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:15am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 1:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:08am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:35am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:23am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep @ 1:19am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 6:50am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:57am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:44am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:37am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 7:36am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 12:34am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 3:08am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 1:27pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 22 Aug @ 5:09pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 4:23am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 2:18am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 2:47pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 25 Aug @ 8:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep @ 2:52am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:08pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:47am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 3:23pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 12:14am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 2:09am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 12:59pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:59am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:44pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:17am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 4:10am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:55am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:27am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:12am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:02am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:09am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:12am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:14am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:13am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:54pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:44am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 4:23am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:53pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:05am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:51am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 9:07am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 1:10pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 5:19am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 6:49am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 3:24am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 7:01am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:15pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:25pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:50am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:50am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:15pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:48am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 11:08am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:14am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:27am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:12am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:44pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep @ 2:25am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 3:44am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 10:55am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 6:45am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:31pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 8:59am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 10:57am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:45pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 12:16am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 8:56am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:10pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 8:57am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 3:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 2:31am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:11am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:07am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 8:37am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 1:39pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 1:04pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:16pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 10:36pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 10:34pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:07am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:15pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 11:35pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:14am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:14am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Aug @ 11:00am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 1:45am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 11:44pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 12:00pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 17 Sep @ 1:17pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 10:15pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Sep @ 1:50am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:49am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 6:40am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:00am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:09am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 4:28am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:22pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:50am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:11pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:54pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:13am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:52am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:28am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:59am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:59am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:39am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:23pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:34pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:42pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:25am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:29am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:20am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:08am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:24am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:18pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:51am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:37pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:48pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 7:27am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:53pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 10:53pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:11pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:22am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:44pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:49am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 4:18am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:34pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:55am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep @ 12:31pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:07am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 12:58pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 5:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:11am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:11am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:52am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 7:28am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:49am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:56am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:34pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:49am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:35pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:08am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:39am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 10:49am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:38am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:20am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:22am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:27pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:16pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:35pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:39am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 2:21am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:35pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:49am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 2:09am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 12:15pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:32pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:29am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:42am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:42am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:05am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:05am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:19am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 2:49am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:12am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:08pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:07am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:24am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:24pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:23am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 11:21am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:19am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:39am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:23am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:35pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 3:08am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:19am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:26pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 1:20am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:50am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:56am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:16pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 9:24am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 2:18am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 11:25pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:25pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:24pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:44pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:56am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:22am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:56pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 3:26am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:39am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 4:47am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:39am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:26pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:46am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:26am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Sep @ 8:46am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 3:39am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:10pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:10am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 2:29am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:56am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 6:55am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:36am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:55am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:09am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:58am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:49am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 5:49am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 11:03am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:48am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:16pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:39am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 11:38am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 1:15pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:26am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 2:50am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 1:02pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 3:01pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Dec @ 11:51pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 1:12pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:38pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:49pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 12:49pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 10:31pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:36am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:36am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 8:47am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:39am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:58am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:39am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 1:05am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 5:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 1:38pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:56am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:16pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:44am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:39am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:25pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:48am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:11am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 1:28am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 1:12pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 22 Sep @ 4:47am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 4:28am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:41am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 1:33pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 10:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:34pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 11:34pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 1:23pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:08am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 7:50am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 10:17am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 11:42pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:01am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 11:07am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:39am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 7:42am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 12:44pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:08am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 3:09am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:13am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:29am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:34am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:27am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 11:52am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Sep @ 6:40am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 11:26am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 27 Aug @ 11:11pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 23 Sep @ 12:44pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 3:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:28am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:25am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep @ 8:09am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 7:18am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 3:22am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 12:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 3:39am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:54am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 12:21am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Dec @ 1:17am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 5:03am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:01am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 1:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:27am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 1:14pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 1:07am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:39am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 10:55am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 1:16pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:24pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:57am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:47am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:29pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 6:35am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 6:09am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 3:52pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 4:18am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:27am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 11:42pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:20am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 8:39am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 19 Sep @ 8:15am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Sep @ 2:43am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 12:21am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 25 Sep @ 11:16am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 1:23pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 9:09am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:34pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 12:19pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 2 Oct @ 3:30am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 11:07am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 7:24am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 12:24pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Nov @ 11:23am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 3:30am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 Sep @ 9:33am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 10:58am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 17 Dec @ 6:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 6:57am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:27am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 10:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:44am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 4:44am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:25pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct @ 1:52pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:24am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 8:03am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:47am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 11:06am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Dec @ 2:20pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 29 Dec @ 12:28pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 Sep @ 9:14am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Sep @ 1:45am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:06am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

10 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked