Recent reviews by Seth

Protecting Varnakia has never felt so good! Exactly as advertised, super cute and fun! Looking forward to the full release.

Pretty good game but be aware that you can't pet the horse.

Eat mushroom

Scavenger reconnected me with my son.

My son found me in game after I left him and his mother twenty something years ago for cigarettes and/or milk. Needless to say after playing a couple of rounds with him I'm driving my Honda Civic right on over to reconnect with him.

Thanks Scavenger!

A simple game about a dude with a katana where you can:
Slow-mo kill thugs
Be the mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRAGON
Take your medicine
Do lines of coke off of your katana with one of the main villains in his limo
Be the best father figure for a small dinosaur loving child
Ignore phone calls
Listen to bops
Get called a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ subhuman by your psychiatrist
and of course, pet cats.

It's me, Papa.

In all honesty a great game made by a a good developer that listens to the community. Everyone is pretty darn friendly for a game about trying to conqueror everyone else. I 100% recommend that you give this a shot- hell it's free.

Gameplay: slay orcs, do quests to get promoted, build more cities, slay orcs, fight other players, start alliances, dream about conquering the capital, and then slay bandits because at this point the orcs are protesting at your fortress gates for hate-crimes.

Regarding bugs, It is an indie game so they are to be expected. Any bug that you find you post in the forums and the developer is pretty much right on top of it- I've had no problems reporting several bugs already. Squish Squish.

Regarding the Coin Shop, you can buy coins for real money, you can also gain the coins pretty easily not only through quests but the actual world tiles that are everywhere actually everywhere around you that's not a player city can have it as loot, it's not rare. Someone dumping a bunch of money to become the best player isn't a thing or else this would be some other ♥♥♥♥♥♥ mobile game. I've had no negative experiences with people spending money, I'm an actual high ranking player who hasn't spent a dime to get where he is and I don't plan to Accept this good review as payment instead, i'm broke.

Final notes: At the time of writing this I am currently rank 48 in world 1 and I plan on taking over the capital of one of the four in-game nations called East-Anglia one day with an army of wacky characters. This is a great game so start playing- and start playing in world 1 because that's the best world, and wish me luck on my conquest- and luck that the current person who owns the capital won't read this and get mad at me!

Whenever I feel like I need to relax with a cute little laid back game this is always my first choice.